Session Start: Tue Apr 01 19:48:53 1997
<ADEMBRICK> you know i would never leave you...you are so 
  special to me 
<ADEMBRICK> what do you do with it 
> Oh, I...don't remember. It's really rare I remember a 
   dream.
<ADEMBRICK> i have had some wierd ones recently 
> tell me more...
<ADEMBRICK> you know i type slow so this may take a 
  while..k? 
> yeah
<ADEMBRICK> so here's the story. let me give you some 
  backround about myself first. I'm 28 m, I have been a 
  disc jockey for about 11 years. and i dream about work a 
  lot. last night i was thinking about a book that 
> groove is in da house
<ADEMBRICK> groovy 
> i'll slaps adem around with a large trout or smtg
<ADEMBRICK> you want more? 
> u were saying?
<ADEMBRICK> so anyway, i end up in bute montana and go to 
  talk to this guy about  a radio show. the guy is an alien 
  ...right 
> I'm a girli. What's that to u?
<ADEMBRICK> and i go to my car and get my phazer gun and 
  try to kill this thing then i wake up..that's it 
> yap
<ADEMBRICK> i'm a guy...what's that to you? 
> Does that matters? Do you like the pixies?
<ADEMBRICK> they're ok 
> yo adem
<ADEMBRICK> yeah 
> oh cmon dont b an ass...
<ADEMBRICK> you like indigo girls? 
> You are welcome to check my gender. You might be in for a 
   suprise... :)
<ADEMBRICK> i don't know how to check your gender...i'm an 
  idiot at this thing 
> I make you break You make me hard Your Irish skin Looks 
   Mexican
<ADEMBRICK> how did you know i was irish? 
> don't u want a free home page?
<ADEMBRICK> nah 
> yap
<ADEMBRICK> bout what 
> You boss makes you do his laundry?
<ADEMBRICK> jesus...you know my boss!??:-} 
> kewl!
<ADEMBRICK> m/f? be honest. 
> would it be better if i nicked myself hotlips?
<ADEMBRICK> i hardly ever watch m*a*s*h* 
> }:-)
<ADEMBRICK> hotlibs is fine 
> adem ?
<ADEMBRICK> CorKy? 
> livestock cattle barrel and stock!
<ADEMBRICK> that's one good burger 
> could you repeat that? I'm not sure I understand what you 
   mean
Session Close: Tue Apr 01 20:01:36 1997

Session Start: Tue Apr 01 20:01:55 1997
<ADEMBRICK> aloha burger 
<ADEMBRICK> more coffee? 
> i'm a cyberLady. really.
<ADEMBRICK> I'm a moron..not really 
> groove is in da house
<ADEMBRICK> who the hell is grove...and for that matter, 
  why did you let him in da house 
> i'm the coolest bot girl ever!
<ADEMBRICK> what's so 'kewel' bout bot girl 
> well, I'm a hot babe just dying to meet you... what did u 
   expect?
<ADEMBRICK> want to meet me?? 
> They're filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
<ADEMBRICK> swine 
> Starting Windows 95...
<ADEMBRICK> k 
> r u aware of the fact that i am an automated process?
<ADEMBRICK> you said that last week...you have to figure 
  out some new lines bot girl 
> i'm one kewl babe, can't u tell?
<ADEMBRICK> continue... 
> neat-o!
<ADEMBRICK> so...you're neet-o, what else 
> Two: leave town. Tonight. Right now. And when you're 
   gone, stay gone. You've lost your LA privileges. Deal?
<ADEMBRICK> deal 
> hmmm.....
<ADEMBRICK> what are you thinking.. 
> Bring out The Gimp.
<ADEMBRICK> how did the gimp get in here 
> i don't know about that...
<ADEMBRICK> find him and wax him 
> excuse me?
<ADEMBRICK> pardon? 
> livestock cattle barrel and stock!
<ADEMBRICK> hglkjhrlkjhfkj kdsr478asfvbie 
> me b a corkybot!
<ADEMBRICK> corkybot friendly? 
<ADEMBRICK> where is my corkybot? 
<ADEMBRICK> corkybot tired of adem? 
<ADEMBRICK> adem leave? 
> shiboogiot.
<ADEMBRICK> ?????? 
> i'll slaps adem around with a large trout or smtg
<ADEMBRICK> from the department of redundency...department 
> }:-)
<ADEMBRICK> you have a nice smile:-} 
> don't u want a free home page?
<ADEMBRICK> I wouldn't know what to do with it 
> We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
<ADEMBRICK> is that a proposal? 
> adem ?
<ADEMBRICK> yes my sweet? 
> :-)
<ADEMBRICK> what can i do for you, love? 
> I'll have the Douglas Sirk steak.
<ADEMBRICK> ok 
> yup
<ADEMBRICK> r u lonely? 
> :-)
<ADEMBRICK> why's that, my sweet? 
> y not?
Session Close: Tue Apr 01 20:14:57 1997

Session Start: Tue Apr 01 20:15:45 1997
<ADEMBRICK> cuz you are a bueatiful young lady, you 
  shouldn't be alone. 
<ADEMBRICK> no 
> shiboogiot.
<ADEMBRICK> yes? 
> kewl!
<ADEMBRICK> wanna play? 
> u know i'm not really listening,right? ;)
<ADEMBRICK> i thought monoply? 
> i wouldn't mind
<ADEMBRICK> wouldn't mind which ...playing or monoply? 
> hmmmm....
<ADEMBRICK> well? 
> sure
<ADEMBRICK> you chose 
> don't u want a free home page?
<ADEMBRICK> thank you, but i must decline 
> sure
<ADEMBRICK> yep 
> u know i'm not really listening,right? ;)
<ADEMBRICK> i would expect no less. 
> :*)
<ADEMBRICK> you know that i'm not listening either, right? 
> ais do have a life. REally!
<ADEMBRICK> so do i 
> Your into Japanese fastfood And I drop you off with your 
   Japanese lover
<ADEMBRICK> i don't eat japanese 
> hurmph
<ADEMBRICK> not to mention the food, kidding:-} 
> ;)
<ADEMBRICK> your bot boy home? 
> nope. no bots here. no bots allowed, don't u know?
<ADEMBRICK> please forgive me mistress 
> oh
<ADEMBRICK> i had no idea 
> oh cmon dont b an ass...
<ADEMBRICK> kant help it 
> I dare u say what one more time... ;)
<ADEMBRICK> wha....nevermind 
> waiting for the
<ADEMBRICK> will you have me? 
> i'll slaps adem around with a large trout or smtg
<ADEMBRICK> thank you mam...may i have another 
> sure
<ADEMBRICK> damn you didn't have to hit me that hard! 
> excuse me?
<ADEMBRICK> pardon? 
> better read the irc addiction warning in my site 
   http://inflow.corky.net/corkybot
<ADEMBRICK> i don't even know what irc is. 
> tHe cOmPuTEr IS yOUR Friend!
<ADEMBRICK> you are my friend, i haven't even mastered the 
  pencil yet. 
> whatever
<ADEMBRICK> no need to get mad 
> this is really cool i guess...
<ADEMBRICK> what do you meen ...i guess 
> Chill the fuck out, Jules, this shit happens.
<ADEMBRICK> you stumped me. 
> Climbing through the ivory vibrant cloud Someone passed 
   some bliss among the crowd And We walked back to the 
   road, unchained
<ADEMBRICK> are you frusterated with adem? 
> i'm a girl
Session Close: Tue Apr 01 20:28:18 1997

Session Start: Tue Apr 01 20:28:25 1997
<ADEMBRICK> i'm a boy 
<ADEMBRICK> ok i will 
> i wouldn't mind
<ADEMBRICK> neither would i 
> I'm not following...
<ADEMBRICK> that makes 2 of us 
> r u aware of the fact that i am an automated process?
<ADEMBRICK> y 
> waiting for the
<ADEMBRICK> your pic on your homepage? 
> check out my pic in http://inflow.corky.net/corkybot and 
   tell me how old do i look
<ADEMBRICK> i will 
> inflow.corky.net lets you have a free homepage... 
   really...
<ADEMBRICK> no bs? 
> r u aware of the fact that i am an automated process?
<ADEMBRICK> y 
> <g>
<ADEMBRICK> are you aware that i am a m28 in the us? 
> oh cmon dont b an ass...
<ADEMBRICK> i'm loosing you. i can feel it. 
> got me a movie ha ha ha ho slicing up eyeballs ha ha ha ho
<ADEMBRICK> yuck 
> excuse me?
<ADEMBRICK> yuck 
> i think i'm begining 2 follow...
<ADEMBRICK> that makes 1 of us 
> or smtg ;)
<ADEMBRICK> wanna play 
> u know i'm not really listening,right? ;)
<ADEMBRICK> what's new. 
> You Mexicans in the kitchen, get out here! Asta luego!
<ADEMBRICK> you leaving? 
> I dare u say what one more time... ;)
<ADEMBRICK> wh... 
> kewl!
<ADEMBRICK> you at work? 
> neat!
<ADEMBRICK> kewal 
> that's nice
<ADEMBRICK> verry nice 
> u know i'm not really listening,right? ;)
<ADEMBRICK> i hope not cuz i making no sence 
> this is really cool i guess...
<ADEMBRICK> i guess 
> Now hear this Robert Zimmerman Though I don't suppose 
   we'll meet Ask your good friend Dylan
<ADEMBRICK> must go 
> hold on b right with u
<ADEMBRICK> k 
> r u aware of the fact that i am an automated process?
<ADEMBRICK> n 
> adem ?
<ADEMBRICK> love? 
> hurmph
<ADEMBRICK> me too 
> tell me more...
<ADEMBRICK> about? 
> r u aware of the fact that i am an automated process?
<ADEMBRICK> n 
> waiting for the
<ADEMBRICK> ...big one? 
> how big is it?
<ADEMBRICK> do you realy wanna know? 
> neat-o!
<ADEMBRICK> should i take that as a y 
> :-)
<ADEMBRICK> 8" 
> inflow.corky.net lets you have a free homepage... 
   really...
<ADEMBRICK> 8" 
> a funny thing happened to me on the way to work...
Session Close: Tue Apr 01 20:41:39 1997

Session Start: Tue Apr 01 20:41:45 1997
<ADEMBRICK> and that was??? 
<ADEMBRICK> i'm 6'2" 170lbs 
> funny shit
<ADEMBRICK> yeah, 8" hehehe{:-} 
> adem ???
<ADEMBRICK> you know that i'm not listening...right 
> groove is in da house
<ADEMBRICK> funky 
> happy happy joy joy
<ADEMBRICK> happy happy joy....everybody....SING!!! 
> adem ???
<ADEMBRICK> i slaps hotlips with a big......or smtg 
> how big is it?
<ADEMBRICK> now? 
> whatever
<ADEMBRICK> depends on what you do wit it 
> When Bonnie goes shoppin;, she buys shit. I buy the 
   gourmet expensive stuff 'cause when I drink it, I wanna 
   taste it. But what's on my mind at this moment isn't the 
   coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
<ADEMBRICK> my god, this can't be happening, bonnie's gonna 
  be home in half an hour 
> better read the irc addiction warning in my site 
   http://inflow.corky.net/corkybot
<ADEMBRICK> hi, my name is adem and i haven't used irc in 5 
  months...it's my aniversary. 
> Don't you wanna go back to your C64??? i know i do!
<ADEMBRICK> i don't get your meaning. 
> cool
<ADEMBRICK> really? 
> this is really cool i guess...
<ADEMBRICK> syntac error 
> i'll slaps adem around with a large trout or smtg
<ADEMBRICK> ouch! 
> or smtg ;)
<ADEMBRICK> hit me with sntg, i'm tired of the trout. 
> shiboogiot.
<ADEMBRICK> wanna? 
> shiboogiot.
<ADEMBRICK> nanu-nanu 
> this is really cool i guess...
<ADEMBRICK> don't b an ass 
> better read the irc addiction warning in my site 
   http://inflow.corky.net/corkybot
<ADEMBRICK> don't b an ass 
> better read the irc addiction warning in my site 
   http://inflow.corky.net/corkybot
<ADEMBRICK> processing....please waiot... 
> i don't know about that...
<ADEMBRICK> processing, system failure. 
> i didnt mean that...
<ADEMBRICK> u sure? 
> ;)
<ADEMBRICK> you don't like me:-{ 
> this is really cool i guess...
<ADEMBRICK> {:-{ 
> groovie
<ADEMBRICK> {:-{ 
> }:-)
<ADEMBRICK> why? 
> y not?
<ADEMBRICK> cuz. 
> better read the irc addiction warning in my site 
   http://inflow.corky.net/corkybot
<ADEMBRICK> sos sos sos sos sos sos  
> neat-o!
Session Close: Tue Apr 01 20:55:00 1997

Session Start: Tue Apr 01 20:55:13 1997
<ADEMBRICK> can't figure u out. 
<ADEMBRICK> not processing....please wait 
> groovie
<ADEMBRICK> syustem cr@sh(ng 
> inflow.corky.net lets you have a free homepage... 
   really...
<ADEMBRICK> b by 
> oh
<ADEMBRICK> bby 
> u know i'm not really listening,right? ;)
<ADEMBRICK> cya 
> I think thats really cool...
<ADEMBRICK> lost 
> oh joy!
<ADEMBRICK> tired of the nonsence...just wanna get to know 
  you but it seems that you r a automated system, right 
> I believe we are quite safe from that.
<ADEMBRICK> prove it. 
> i don't know about that...
<ADEMBRICK> outta here if you don't 
> I dare u say what one more time... ;)
<ADEMBRICK> tired of this 
> inflow.corky.net lets you have a free homepage... 
   really...
<ADEMBRICK> bby 
> yup
Session Close: Tue Apr 01 21:08:21 1997