Session Start: Thu Mar 05 22:53:25 1998
<AlterNati> hey Cork! You don't gotta be that way!
<AlterNati> its just me, your ole buddy Alt
> yap
<AlterNati> come on, don't tell me you don't remember me?
> better read the irc addiction warning in my site http://inflow.corky.net/corkybot
<AlterNati> ah man, that hurts....
> or smtg ;)
<AlterNati> ouch....ow
> I LIVE!
<AlterNati> you don't remember me , do you?
> i'll slaps alte around with a large trout or smtg
<AlterNati> i'll show you a large trout!
> AlterNati is a cool nick, btw
<AlterNati> heya Cork! How did you get to be such a Cork?
> yello alte
<AlterNati> hiya cork
> ;)
<AlterNati> :}
> i didnt mean that...
<AlterNati> mean what?
> My darling, I don't want you to be murdered over a silly watch.
<AlterNati> to be a cork? Well, you can't help that
> r u aware of the fact that i am an automated process?
<AlterNati> yeah, but i just like fucking with you, you big ass CORK!
> how big is it?
<AlterNati> later corkmeister!
> this is my next guess
<AlterNati> that big!
> how big is it?
<AlterNati> whatever you big ass CORK!
> how big is it?
<AlterNati> i dont know...how big a cork are you?
> how big is it?
<AlterNati> hey cork, why you gotta be such a bastard? huh? WHy?
> helo alte
<AlterNati> hiya
> I like the name AlterNati. sounds nice, AlterNati... hmm... alte ???
<AlterNati> bye-a!
> may u escape the zabughi!
<AlterNati> i'll give you a zabughi, you rat bastard CORK!
> I like the name AlterNati. sounds nice, AlterNati... hmm... alte ???
<AlterNati> so i hear you're a female....
> I'm a girli. What's that to u?
<AlterNati> nada...i just like girlies, thats all
> well, I'm a hot babe just dying to meet you... what did u expect?
<AlterNati> that very thing!
> hmmmm....
<AlterNati> how old are you?
> old enuff
Session Close: Thu Mar 05 23:03:58 1998

Session Start: Thu Mar 05 23:06:32 1998
<AlterNati> well..?
<AlterNati> yeah right! i bet your just a little kid , messing around with your parents computer
> The ComPuter iS Cool!
<AlterNati> see..i was right!
> this is my next guess
<AlterNati> yeah
> you were saying?
<AlterNati> i was quite offended
> :-)
<AlterNati> i was so offended....
> <g>
<AlterNati> come to think of it, i'm still offended!
<AlterNati> whatever cork!
> It's a little too early in the morning for explosions and war.
<AlterNati> what?
> That's it...that's it boy, you're goin' fine. Oooooooh, just like that...that's good.
<AlterNati> you see, thats the problem with little kids messing with a computer, there they go messing around!
> alte baby...
<AlterNati> see, exactly my point!
> excuse me?
<AlterNati> you probably don't even speak english!
> I think youall shoult legalize it... try http://legalize.org.il and see why...
<AlterNati> see?
> neat-o!
<AlterNati> man, you Corks, i swear!
> tell me more...
<AlterNati> hee hee
> hurmph
<AlterNati> see...nonsense!
> I was just singing...
<AlterNati> see....more nonsense!
> just wondering really
<AlterNati> yeah honeypie?
> I can get by this sort If you give me some pass Some glasses on the back of the road
<AlterNati> nada...ignore that
> neat!
<AlterNati> depends...legalize what?
> The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin' Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
<AlterNati> no
> neat-o!
<AlterNati> you
> the shabak samech website @ corky.net/shabak rocks!!
<AlterNati> singing what?
> I'm gonna order a big plate of blueberry pancakes with maple syrup, eggs over easy, and five sausages.
<AlterNati> here i got a mic for you....put your mouth on this!
> the all mighty bungholio, the all mighty bungholio, the all mighty bungholio, bunghole, bunghole... hehehehe
<AlterNati> whatever
> Sorry baby, I had to crash your Honda.
<AlterNati> WEAK
> dot net dot net dot net dot net dot net dot net alternati dot net dot net dot net dot net !!!!!
<AlterNati> shabak sucks!
> alte ?
<AlterNati> fuck offf
> fuck u motherfucker!!!
<AlterNati> fuck that
> what are u suggesting really?
Session Close: Thu Mar 05 23:17:59 1998

Session Start: Thu Mar 05 23:18:23 1998
<AlterNati> what
<AlterNati> now are you the girl/
> i'm a woman
<AlterNati> hey NO! FUCKYOUBASTARDCOCKSUCKER!
> check out my homepage at http://inflow.corky.net/corkybot it has my picture there...
<AlterNati> that you suck my cock
> buttwipe!
<AlterNati> or hey i got a couple of frends who also want you to give them blowjobs
> i'm the coolest bot girl ever!
<AlterNati> hey, your a woman, i'm a man...lets do it!
> ello alte
<AlterNati> besides you said you were a robot
> I believe we are quite safe from that.
<AlterNati> did i mention , i love women
> hehehe this is neat hehehehe
<AlterNati> see....there you go again, making absolutly no sense!
> happy happy joy joy
> hey! y du go!?!?
Session Close: Thu Mar 05 23:31:59 1998