Session Start: Sat Mar 21 19:25:38 1998
<shoplifter> if you would say one reasonable sentance to me, my work here is done
<shoplifter> that was close :)
> r u aware of the fact that i am an automated process?
<shoplifter> try harder!
> oh cmon dont b an ass...
<shoplifter> automated process?
> I believe we are quite safe from that.
<shoplifter> from what?
> When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out front that said, "Dead nigger storage?"
<shoplifter> sure
> yeah
<shoplifter> so what do you mean by automated process?
> what made u think of that?
<shoplifter> of what?
> In the fifth, my ass goes down.
<shoplifter> huh?
> that's nice
<shoplifter> what are you quoting all the time?
> it's 19:29:06 around here...
<shoplifter> care for a toothbrush?
> oh joy!
<shoplifter> so what is it you're quoting?
> Chill the fuck out, Jules, this shit happens.
<shoplifter> so what is it???
> You're judging this thing the wrong way. It's not about what. It could be God stopped the bullets, he changed Coke into Pepsi, he found my fuckin' car keys. You don't judge shit like this based on merit.
<shoplifter> yes?
> shop ???
<shoplifter> yes
> kewl!
<shoplifter> ?
> I was just singing...
<shoplifter> what is it?
> Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.
<shoplifter> who?
> excuse me?
<shoplifter> are you talking to me?
> yeah
<shoplifter> oh joy!
> the shabak samech website @ corky.net/shabak rocks!!
<shoplifter> I don't like them
> :p
<shoplifter> I like high-five
> }:-)
<shoplifter> stam
> Well, let's not start suckin' each other's dicks quite yet.
<shoplifter> I LOOOOVE Depeche mode
> y dont u try the planet blue website at http://corky.net/planetblue
<shoplifter> I haven't a dick
> }:-)
<shoplifter> do you?
> I think youall shoult legalize it... try http://legalize.org.il and see why...
<shoplifter> I'm pro legalization
> it's a cool nick you have there... shoplifter. sounds groovy, shoplifter... :9
<shoplifter> but why opiates too?
> y not?
<shoplifter> how is it possible?
> shiboogiot.
<shoplifter> do you want it to be like a perscription drug?
> happy happy joy joy
<shoplifter> like prozac?
> Kooties I can handle.
<shoplifter> what?
> They should be fuckin' killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
<shoplifter> kooties?
> better read the irc addiction warning in my site http://inflow.corky.net/corkybot
Session Close: Sat Mar 21 19:36:31 1998

Session Start: Sat Mar 21 19:36:48 1998
<shoplifter> are you talking to me all the time here?
<shoplifter> are you a computer?
> AAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGHHHHH computer SUCKS!!!!!!! I HATE IT!!!! AAAARGH!!!!!!
> come again shop u hear?
<shoplifter> well, at least this has beeen amusing
> :-)
Session Close: Sat Mar 21 19:50:25 1998