Nir on Windows Vista (rant in Hebrew):
If the twin towers had been designed by the Vista development team, they would have been built underground, at the center of a maze, and no one would be allowed in, and those who got in by mistake would not be allowed out. The latter people whould be scanned periodically to ensure that their identity had not changed, and woe upon the poor soul whose weight had gone up a trifle because he’d just eaten a tuna sandwich, or who had lost a hair from his nose.