Bill Willingham, creator of Fables, is this year’s ICon guest of honor and, sadly, his works to which I have the strongest emotional connection are his early stuff, such as the superhero series Elementals, as well as some pretty embarrassing stuff. Nevermind Ironwood, consider his journeyman work as an artist for TSR, where he produced illustrations during what was the most important period in the history of Dungeons and Dragons: the time I was actually buying and playing that game.

Of course, this was so long ago that only a handful of old guys like me probably remember that. Kids today, they think AD&D started with second edition, and they only know the Basic and Expert sets with Larry Elmore covers; not that I have anything against Elmore, Snarfquest rules and all, but I prefer fantasy art that isn’t inspired by aerobics instructors’ posteriors, but rather by, say, Marvel Comics. Like this, the cover of the AD&D module L1: The Secret of Bone Hill, which I was describing with some excitement to someone on the first night of ICon (prompting Bo to comment: “I forgot how funny you are when you’re drunk”).

That blonde Magic User chick laying the righteous lightning bolt on the skeleton has obviously been raiding the Scarlet Witch’s wardrobe (for, specifically, this).

Probably the niftiest (for a peculiar definition of nifty, I admit) of Willingham’s TSR portfolio was the comic that ran as part of a series of TSR adverts for Dungeons and Dragons inside regular Marvel and DC comics, which someone has collected nicely – all but the first one of which were drawn by Willingham, and which include a couple of additional winks to comics, like the fighter’s very Magneto-ish helmet. This is historical stuff, one of the few times the producers of a roleplaying game reach out and try to interest a mainstream (well, comics-reading) audience in the roleplaying hobby.

It is also, at times, hilariously bad, as pointed out at length in this panel-by-panel analysis [links via this blog].

The d34, from Topless Robot’s list of  The 10 Most Shameful RPG Dice.

[ via SJGames Daily Illuminator]

As I. (not I) said, paraphrasing Tom Lehrer’s sentiment, the problem with most folk songs is that they were created by the folk.

Ultraviolet Trailer

Now via Story Games, I learned that someone has written an RPG that perfectly captures the film experience:

When fighting faceless, roll 2D6. That’s how many of them die. No, they don’t get to try to hurt you. You just kill them.

When fighting bosses, roll 2D6. If you roll doubles, the boss dies. If not, keep rolling until you do. no, they don’t get a chance to kill you either. Just keep rolling.

NOT FIGHTING: If you decide to ride a motorcycle up a building or something, roll 2D6, and then succeed.

ROLLING DOUBLES
If you ever roll doubles for any action, you must change both your clothing and hair colors.

The best part is a random plot twist table: whenever the players think they know what’s going on, roll 1D6 – with results like You’re completely wrong about what’s going on, or The boss shows up and has some stymied dialogue about how you’re all going to fail..

There’s even actual play, god help us all.