The Thespian is moving to Haifa, following the vagabond vagaries of the acting life, and reports from his reconnoitering: People there are very nice! Twice a woman in the street said “Hello” to me.
Me: Saying hello to strangers on the street? Why is it that these northerners have no proper manners?
One who plays Bildad in the newspaper: Well, Haifa is all stairs, so Haifa people are super-good at climbing stairs. So they don’t get any elevator practice.
Bada-bing.