The dumb questionnaire strikes again

Hye there, what's up?!

What's your name?

And how are you today?

That's good to hear. And the kids?

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. So, how old are you? (feel free to lie)

      okay, enough chitchat, let's get down to business -


What do you think of this site?

This site is great!
This site is good.
This site is so-so.
This site sucks.
This site sucks bad.
This site sucks real bad, know what I mean?
This site Really Really Sucks! I mean, for god's sake, just look at it!
This site is downright disgusting.
This site is just revolting. I mean, I've seen some bad stuff in my life, and trust me, this is one of the worst. You won't believe how ugly it is. I can do better in 3 minutes with one hand tied behind my back and little elves banging my head with hammers. Seriously I don't think I can put into words how utterly repulsive this site is. In fact the only reason I keep my computer actually connected to this shit is to let you know how amazingly BAD this so-called web site is. The Little May stuff is ok, though.
This site is the internet equivalent of Batman and Robin.
This site is so bad I won't even bother to fill this form.

Now, just to make sure that I got what you meant: Describe your opinion on this page in no more than 3 words without using the letter D.

As long as we're doing that, write down a short post-modern poem portraying life at the dawn of the new millennium and the arbitrariness of destiny. (optional)

That was really nice! You're talented. Now, what are you doing here, anyway? I mean, how did you get to this page in the first place?

      Some more small talk



So tell me, what's you preference - Pepsi or Coke?

And how about this wheather out there?

Actually, how the hell is it supposed to be spelled, wheather or weather?

And where exactly is this out there of yours?

What's your reflection on the global economic crisis?

Okay then, Seeya around! Say hye to your sister for me!

Yeah, yeah, Bye.  what a nag!