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Digitized by Trond Frittz - frittz@online.no October 1997
Copyright - Terry Gilliam - October 1983
Thanks to:
David Melito for getting me the script, Anita Trondrud for the
use of her scanner, and Terry Gilliam for making such a
wonderful film.-
1 EXT. CITYSCAPE SUNSET 1
A beautiful golden sun is setting. The sky is on fire. The
CAMERA starts to move downwards. A large neon sign rises
into shot. It rests on top of a skyscraper and fills the
frame. The building is neither past nor future in design
but a bit of both.
Slowly we pan downwards revealing the city that spreads
below ... A glittering conglomeration of elevated
transport tubes, smaller square buildings which are merely
huge, with, here and there, the comparatively minuscule
relics of previous ages of architecture, pavement level
awnings suggesting restaurants and shops ... Transparent
tubes carry whizzing transport cages past us ... an
elevated highway carrying traffic composed primarily of
large transport lorries passes thru frame. As we descend,
the sunlight is blocked out and street lights & neon signs
take over as illumination. Eventually we reach the upper
levels of a plush shopping precinct.
2 INT. SHOPPING PRECINT NIGHT 2
Xmas decorations are everywhere. PEOPLE are busy buying,
ogling, discussing, choosing wisely from the goodies on
display. SHOPPERS are going by laden with superbly
packaged goods ... the shop windows are full of
elaborately boxed and be-ribboned who-knows-what. In one
window is a bank of TV sets - on the great majority of the
screens is the face of MR. HELPMANN - the Deputy Minister
of Information. He is being interviewed. No-one bothers to
listen to HELPMANN.
INTERVIEWER
Deputy minister, what do you believe
is behind this recent increase in
terrorist bombings?
HELPMANN
Bad sportsmanship. A ruthless
minority of people seems to have
forgotten certain good old fashioned
virtues. They just can't stand seeing
the other fellow win. If these people
would just play the game, instead of
standing on the touch line heckling -
INTERVIEWER
In fact, killing people -
HELPMANN
- In fact, killing people - they'd
get a lot more out of life.
We PULL AWAY from the shop to concentrate on the shoppers.
HELPMANN's voice carries over the rest of the scene.
INTERVIEWER
Mr. HELPMANN, what would you say to
those critics who maintain that the
Ministry Of Information has become
too large and unwieldy ...?
HELPMANN
David ... in a free society
information is the name of the game.
You can't win the game if you're a
man short.
Fur bedecked shoppers pass in front of what appears to be
banks of snow but as we pan along with them the "snow"
turns out to be fire-fighting foam. It oozes out of a shop
front that is a charred twisted mass of metal frames.
WORKMEN are busily sealing the opening with plywood
sheets, SHOPPERS pay no attention to this. Xmas carols are
being played by a Salvation Army style band calling
themselves Consumers For Christ. Santa Claus's grotto is
busy, all is well with the world.
INTERVIEWER
And the cost of it all, Deputy
Minister? Seven percent of the gross
national produce ...
HELPMANN
I understand this concern on behalf
of the tax-payers. People want value
for money and a cost-effective
service.
3 INT. OFFICE NIGHT 3
CUT TO TV screen with HELPMANN still talking.
HELPMANN
That is why we always insist on the
principle of Information Retrieval
Charges. These terrorists are not
pulling their weight, and it's
absolutely right and fair that those
found guilty should pay for their
periods of detention and the
Information Retrieval Procedures used
in their interrogation.
PULL BACK to reveal a rather clinical office. The TV rests
on a desk. A WHITE COATED TECHNICIAN is sorting out his in-
tray. Several Christmas cards are amongst he paperwork. He
comes upon a Christmassy package which he rips open, to
discover a shiny, metal "executive toy".
CUT TO the BEETLE droning up near the ceiling.
The TECHNICIAN is disturbed by the buzz of the BEETLE as
it whirrs around the fluorescent light. He rolls up some
paper and forms and gets up to swat the insect.
Scenes 4-12 Deleted. 4-12 Deleted.
13 INT. OFFICE NIGHT 13
The TECHNICIAN gets up and balances a chair on top of his
desk. He climbs up onto it attempting to swat the BEETLE
still buzzing about the room just out of reach. Beneath
him an automatic type-writing machine rattles away
compiling a typed list of names under the heading
"Information Retrieval, Subjects For Detention &
Interview". The machine is being fed from a spool of paper
which is being rhythmically chopped by an automatic
guillotine which neatly leaves each name on a separate
sheet, with the title above each name, each sheet
following its predecessor into a holding basket. In CLOSE-
UP we see the names on the sheets of paper building up in
the holding basket: TONSTED, Simon ... TOPPER, Martin F.
... TROLLOPE, Benjamin G. ... TURB, William K. ... TURNER,
John D. ... Every name begins with T.
INTERVIEWER
Do you think that the government is
winning the battle against
terrorists?
HELPMANN
On yes. Our morale is much higher
than theirs, we're fielding all their
strokes, running a lot of them out,
and pretty consistently knocking them
for six. I'd say they're nearly out
of the game.
The TECHNICIAN is tottering on one leg on the chair on the
desk as he strains to swat the BEETLE. Swish, swash, oops,
WHAP! Gottcha!!
INTERVIEWER
But the bombing campaign is now in
its thirteenth year ...
HELPMANN
Beginner's luck.
The BEETLE's career comes to a halt ... squashed flat on
the brilliantly clean ceiling ... or has it? As the
TECHNICIAN clambers down from the rickety heights, the
BEETLE's carcass comes unstuck from the ceiling and drops
silently into the typewriting machine which hiccoughs,
hesitates and then types the letter "B" and hesitates and
then continues so that the next name is BUTTLE, Archibald.
The TECHNICIAN fails to notice this and the machine
continues smoothly TUTWOOD, Thomas T. ... TUZCZLOW,
Peter...
INTERVIEWER
Thank you very much, Deputy Minister.
HELPMANN
Thank you, David ... and a very merry
Christmas to you all.
14 EXT. HOUSING TOWERS NIGHT 14
ZOOMING past foreground outdoor Xmas decorations we
TIGHTEN in on one of several massive residential tower
blocks that loom over what appears to be a poorer part of
the city
15 INT. BUTTLE FLAT NIGHT 15
HELPMANN and INTERVIEWER are on the TV, the end credits
rolling over them to the beat of a Mozart theme tune.
PULLING BACK we reveal that the TV is in a conventional
sitting room, conventionally decorated for Christmas; out
the room is oddly encumbered by huge metal conduits that
snake unpleasantly across and through the walls. Smaller
conduits radiate from the main one connecting the various
services that Central Services (the name emblazoned on the
metal) supply to this household. A conventionally poor but
proud family occupies the room. MRS BUTTLE is reading
Dickens' Christmas Carol to GIRL BUTTLE who is about six.
BOY BUTTLE plays quietly with a toy machine gun and some
action men dressed in security gear. MR. BUTTLE is putting
the final touches to a neatly wrapped Christmas present
which looks identical to the "executive toy" we have just
seen in he TECHNICIAN'S office.
Faintly from outside comes a burst of laughter. A tilt of
the CAMERA indicates that the laughter is coming from the
floor above.
16 INT. JILL'S FLAT NIGHT 16
The flat is very bare and basic. The laughter is coming
from a cheap portable television showing "Sgt. Bilko. From
BILKO'S POV we look through an open door of a bathroom
straight at a mirror propped up by the bath, to enable the
person in the bath to watch the TV. The person in the bath
is JILL LAYTON, washing the grime off herself while she
watches Bilko in the mirror. From her POV in the mirror,
the T.V. screen is suddenly obscured by part of the body
of a MAN in uniform.
JILL
(scared)
Who's there?
17 INT. BUTTLE'S FLAT NIGHT 17
The BUTTLE FAMILY as before. MRS BUTTLE is closing the
book.
MRS BUTTLE
There, that's enough for tonight. He
won't come Xmas Eve if you don't get
plenty of sleep.
GIRL BUTTLE
Father Christmas can't come if we
haven't got a chimney.
MRS BUTTLE
You'll see.
The GIRL exchanges goodnight kisses with her parents and
leaves the room.
GIRL BUTTLE
How will he get down from upstairs?
BOY BUTTLE
It's a secret.
We follow GIRL BUTTLE out of the sitting room into ...
18 INT. HALLWAY AND CHILDREN'S BEDROOM NIGHT 18
GIRL BUTTLE enters her bedroom. There is little or no
light there, and she sees a bulky figure apparently
lowering himself into the room from the direction of the
ceiling.
GIRL BUTTLE
(unalarmed)
You've come ...
As she moves, the light from the hallway shows us the
figure of what looks like a commando on a night raid,
slowly sliding down a pole in he middle of the room. The
pole at the top end disappears through a hole in the
ceiling. Things become immediately clearer
19 INT. BUTTLE SITTING-ROOM NIGHT 19
Crash! It's a raid! Battle-dressed SECURITY TROOPS smash
trough the door. Another ONE, swings from a rope, kicks in
the window from the outside and enters that way. Most
alarmingly of all, a shower of plaster comes down from the
ceiling in which a fairly neat round hole appears and
through the hole comes a fireman's pole down which slide
TWO MORE SECURITY TROOPS. The whole thing is short, brutal
and violent.
BUTTLE is grabbed violently and stuffed into a baglike
canvas device that covers him from head to waist. A metal
clamp goes round his neck, a metal bar slides up the back
of the bag. His hands are handcuffed to the metal bar. In
seconds he has become a canvas parcel. Meanwhile, GIRL
BUTTLE has been carried out of her bedroom and dumped into
the lap of her screaming mother. BOY BUTTLE has his toy
machine gun knocked out of his hands by a TROOPER who we
see is identical in dress to the action men BOY BUTTLE has
been playing with. He rushes to his mother as guns are
viciously trained on them. TROOPS are kicking open the
doors of other rooms and generally doing a good job. An
OFFICIAL, wearing plain clothes, now enters from the front
door and during the turmoil is reading aloud from an
official document. It goes something like this:
OFFICIAL
I hereby inform you under powers
entrusted to me under Section 47,
Paragraph 7 of Council Order Number
438476, that Mr Buttle, Archibald,
residing at 412 North Tower, Shangri
La Towers, has been invited to assist
the Ministry of Information with
certain enquiries, the nature of
which may be ascertained on
completion of application form
BZ/ST/486/C fourteen days within this
date, and that he is liable to
certain obligations as specified in
Council Order 173497, including
financial restitutions which may or
may not be incurred if Information
Retrieval procedures beyond those
incorporated in Article 7 subsections
8, 10 & 32 are required to elicit
information leading to permanent
arrest - notification of which will
he served with the time period of 5
working days as stipulated by law. In
that instance the detainee will be
debited without further notice
through central banking procedures
without prejudice until and unless at
such a time when re-imbursement
procedures may be instituted by you
or third parties on completion of a
re-imbursement form RB/CZ/907/X ...
... and more of the same, most of which is part of the
audible wall paper while the chaos reigns. As the front
door slams behind the captive relative peace returns,
broken by MRS BUTTLE's anguished sobbing.
OFFICIAL
(proffering a pen and a
thick book of pink receipts
to Mrs Buttle)
Sign here please.
MRS BUTTLE
(dazed. She signs weakly)
What? where have you taken him?
OFFICIAL
(taking the book)
thank you.
(he hands her another book,
this one of blue receipts)
(indicating place to sign)
Same again please. Just there.
(checking first book of
receipts)
Press harder his time. Good.
MRS BUTTLE
(signing again)
What is this all about?
OFFICIAL
(tearing out sheet from
pink book)
That's your receipt for your husband.
(taking blue book from her)
Thank you. And this is my receipt for
your receipt.
(he turns to leave along
with troopers)
JILL's shocked face appears looking down through the hole
in the ceiling. The faces of the workmen BILL and CHARLIE
also appear, above and behind her.
JILL
Mrs Buttle, are you alright?
The helmeted SECURITY TROOPS in Buttle's flat drop to
defensive positions and swing their machine guns up
towards the hole in the ceiling. All three faces retreat.
20 INT. JILL'S FLAT NIGHT 20
CHARLIE
(starting back from the
hole with Bill and Jill)
Eh! Eh! Eh! We're Department of
Works! Department of Works up here!
Careful with those bloody things!
JILL, CHARLIE and BILL are hustled aside by a SECURITY MAN
who clears the fireman's pole from the hole. We can see
the TROOPS in the room below leaving. A SECOND SECURITY
man has untied a rope hanging out of the open window. He
coils the rope up neatly and the TWO SECURITY MEN leave
the flat.
BILL
(to Jill as they watch this
highly efficient operation)
Don't take any notice, love, it's
their training makes them like
animals. Best in the world, though.
JILL
Who are you?
CHARLIE
Don't you worry love, we'll have
everything shipshape in a jiffy.
BILL
That's it. Nothing to worry about.
CHARLIE
It's Buttle downstairs who can worry,
eh?
JILL
There must be some mistake ... Mr
Buttle's harmless...
BILL
We don't make mistakes.
So saying, he drops the manhole cover, which is faced with
same material as the floor, over the hole in the floor. To
his surprise it drops neatly through the floor into the
flat below.
CHARLIE
Bloody typical, they've gone back to
metric without telling us
20a INT. BUTTLES' FLAT NIGHT 20a
MRS BUTTLE stands stunned in the middle of her decimated
flat. The KIDS wail. Slowly MRS BUTTLE collapses -
slumping to the floor with the receipt in her hand: we
tighten into CLOSE UP of "Receipt".
JILL (off CAMERA)
Mrs Buttle? Mrs Buttle?
21 INT. RECORD CLERK'S POOL 21
We come in on a CLOSE UP of a pink version of the RECEIPT
being stamped and impaled on desk spike as we PULL OUT to
reveal an infinite expanse of regularly arranged metal
desks, each desk with a built-in T.V. console, and each
(except one) occupied by a CLERK. Every desk is snowed
under with pieces of paper much like the receipts seen in
the previous scene. More pacers are delivered to each desk
intermittently by way of pneumatic tube. OFFICE BOYS
bustle about with even more paperwork. From the back of
the room we get a view of the screens which show graphs,
tabulations, figures ... All of this activity is
supervised from an elevated walkway by MR KURTZMAN.
Satisfied that all is well with his clerks he turns and
walks towards his glass enclosed private office at the top
of the room, his name lettered on the opaque glass door.
MR KURTZMAN goes through this door and as he closes it
behind him, all activity in the CLERKS pool ceases. each
CLERK adjusts his T.V. screen with the flick of a switch,
and all the screens change to something which looks very
like "The Good, The Bad And The Ugly".
22 INT. MR KURTZMAN'S OFFICE DAY 22
MR KURTZMAN also has a T.V. console. He sits behind his
desk, reaches for his In-tray, and without looking at the
console he turns his screen on. He looks through a number
of files in his In-tray. He is surprised to hear a VOICE
say, "Turn around real slow, amigo". MR KURTZMAN turns
around real slow, his expression relaxes, he thumps his
T.V. console with a large fist, and the screen obediently
flicks to a display of figures. He picks up a file which
we see as marked "Buttle, Archibald". He opens the file
and starts punching the keyboard of the console. The T.V.
starts bleeping in an alarmed way. MR KURTZMAN is puzzled.
He punches more figures. The screen starts to flash
"Error, error, error". MR KURTZMAN sighs with frustration.
He presses an intercom.
MR KURTZMAN
(into intercom)
Mr Lowry, will you step in here
please?
He returns his attention, puzzled to the file. Nobody
comes into the office. MR KURTZMAN gets up and walks over
to his door and opens it. Beyond the door the room full of
CLERKS is obediently concentrating on the bleeping and
whirring consoles. From MR KURTZMAN'S POV we see that in
the centre of the room is an unoccupied desk.
MR KURTZMAN
Does anyone know where Lowry is?
Nobody knows. MR KURTZMAN closes his door again. A moment
later it seems to him, and to us, that he has heard the
crash of six guns blazing away at each other. He re-opens
the door. The only sound again. He goes back to his desk.
He punches a few keys. The machine starts emitting even
more alarming beeps, then horse whinnies, then "Admit
you're whupped, you drygulching scum". KURTZMAN explodes
with anger, and presses the intercom again.
MR KURTZMAN
(Shouting into intercom)
Where the hell is Sam Lowry?!
23 EXT. SKY DAY 23
CUT TO brilliantly clear sky. From on high an odd bird-
like figure swoops down on the CAMERA. As it comes closer
we can see that it is, in fact, a MAN wearing strange wood
and metal bird wings. In the bright sunshine their
flapping movements create a brilliant, flashing effect.
Along with the wings, SAM LOWRY (for this is he) wears an
outfit that combines the best of Flash Gordon and a WWI
fighter pilot. He sweeps past the CAMERA and then,
banking, rises BACK INTO SHOT IN MCU. An ethereal voice
can be heard calling "Sam ... Sam ... Sam". He hovers,
looking beyond the CAMERA to something wonderful. CUT TO
face of stunningly beautiful GIRL, she is the idealised
twin of JILL LAYTON ... Her long hair swirls across her
face partially obscuring it and making her appear slightly
mysterious. The CAMERA PULLS AWAY from her as soft
billowing material sinuously undulates about her. It rises
and falls like waves carried on the wind. As the CAMERA
GLIDES BACK through this sea of gossamer we can see that
the GIRL is being held aloft by and in it. A vast
landscape stretches below her. The sun frames her in the
sky. She and SAM are engaged in a beautiful sensual aerial
ballet.
Romantic music fills the soundtrack.
SAM swoops up and away. The GIRL floats in the distance as
SAM. rises in the foreground. She beckons to him. SAM
begins to flap back towards her. But then the dreamy
quality of this scene is interrupted by threatening
rumble. SAM looks down.
The ground far below him suddenly erupts as a massive,
monolithic stone skyscraper bursts through the surface and
soars upwards with a mighty rush.
CUT to the GIRL in LONG SHOT. The monolith rises up into
FRAME partially cutting her off from view.
Before SAM can do anything, another stone skyscraper
breaks through the ground and rushes upwards. Then another
and another. There is nothing SAM can do. The GIRL is
being cut of from him by these gigantic faceless
structures. And then she is finally lost from view
somewhere in the depths of this strange stone metropolis.
SAM lies closer. The stone skyscrapers appear to be solid.
No windows. No doors. Nothing whatsoever to interfere with
their clean, harsh, rectilinear design. As he flies among
these towering blocks he sees no sign of the GIRL, only
sheer walls rising high above him. Below him the walls
plummet vertiginously into the darkish streets. No sound
but the creaking flapping of his wings can he heard in
this dead place. Coming round a corner he sees something
in the distance. far below him a dark procession is
wending its way through the narrow passages... away from
him.
CUT TO LOW ANGLE SHOT of the procession making its way
past the CAMERA. Black-robed and cowled, the sinister
figures look like heavily armed monks. These are the
FORCES OF DARKNESS. Together they are straining at several
heavy hawsers that rise in long arcs up to a huge metal
cage floating above and behind the procession. Binding the
cage are metal straps to which ropes are attached. Inside
is the GIRL - still enveloped in gossamer which billows as
if there were a breeze in constant attendance.
CUT TO SAM as He dives out of shot.
CUT to the FORCES OF DARKNESS suddenly stopping in their
tracks. They've seen something.
CUT to their POV. There at the end of the passage between
two stone skyscrapers stands SAM ... barring the way.
CUT to swords being unsheathed. Cowls being thrown back.
Underneath are rotting, broken dolls' faces. All the faces
are the same except for the manner in which they have
decayed. They smile - slobbering, sickeningly. Suddenly
the robed bodies change shape - some rising up to become
long, others expanding sideways to become bulbous, others
shrinking. From the folds of cloth come evil weapons. The
FORCES are massed ready to charge.
CUT to long shot of SAM. He removes his arms from his
wings and folds the wings behind him. He is ready.
Cut to the FORCES. Nothing moves ... except for the
constant dribble from their cracked mouths.
CUT back to SAM. Stillness. The tension is unbearable.
Suddenly SAM unleashes a terrifying scream and charges the
fearsome horde. Unarmed!
CUT to the FORCES thundering down to SAM. Weapons flailing
madly.
SAM skillfully dodges the swordthrust of the leading
field, and karate chops him senseless - at the same time
catching his sword as he falls. Spinning around he parries
a spearthrust and skewers a third attacker. Slash! Hack!
Stab! He lays waste to the FORCES. Nothing can stop this
boy. The pile of black-robed bodies grows with each swing
of SAM's sword. Wham! Bam! Smash! SAM carves his way
through the mob with nary a scratch. And then, suddenly,
they are all dead, but a heap of blackness to commemorate
SAM's prowess. The GIRL is beaming as SAM makes his way
toward the hawsers holding the cage. But then a noise
behind him makes him turn. There, behind him the pile of
black shapes begin to rise. The ropes become a mass of
flapping black cloth. This evil churning cloud coalesces
and lifts off the ground. The horrible flapping apparition
emits a terrifying maniacal laughter as it flies away. SAM
is about to rush after it to halt its escape but is
stopped by the sound of a telephone ringing. He looks
around - confused.
24 INT. SAM'S BEDROOM MORNING 24
TIGHT SHOT of telephone. The ringing continues. A hand
grapples with the receiver. SAM is in bed in a darkened
room. Sleepily he drags receiver to his ear.
SAM
Hello ... What ... what? Oh ... Mr
Kurtzman! ... You're up late. Oh, is
it?
There is an electronic box of tricks by his bed,
incorporating an alarm. SAM thumps it. The alarm goes off.
This sets of a series of other things ... The window
shutters roll up letting in the morning light. Both taps
turn on in the bathroom ...
SAM
(into phone)
The electronics here are up the
spout. Yours too, sir? Don't worry
sir - I'll be there.
SAM puts down the phone and gets into his suit which is
moving towards him. Noticing one of his film posters is
loose he pushes the pin in firmly.
In the kitchen a coffee maker starts up. In the sitting
room the television switches on. Back in the bedroom a
cupboard door springs open and a rack slides out with
SAM's clothes neatly hanging - ready to be put on. SAM
comes out of the bathroom, having turned off the bath
taps, and starts to get dressed. In the kitchen the coffee-
maker has finished making s small pot of coffee. SAM pours
a quick cup and is gone at the door. Throughout all this
we have had a chance to get a glimpse of SAM's flat. It is
functional, soulless and, though neat, has not been
assembled with a loving hand. Most of the furnishings are
built in. The walls are divided into two-foot square metal
panels painted a non-committal colour. Certain of the wall
panels have Central Services logos on them with the
admonition "Do not obstruct or remove" below. SAM has
livened his bedroom up with large and colorful film
posters. The sitting room sports several framed pictures
of wide beautiful vistas.
25 INT. MINISTRY OF INFORMATION LOBBY DAY 25
This is a gigantic, vaguely 30's monumental-style
building. The lobby is a vast impressive space containing
reception desks, fountains, statues etc. Prominent are the
security measures, which include automatic mobile cameras,
video screens and groups of SECURITY MEN who search all
who enter. SAM is finishing going through Security when he
meets JACK who is on his way out of the building.
JACK
Sam!
SAM
Jack!
JACK
Long time no see!
SAM
Well, since you disappeared up the
ladder of Information Retrieval ... I
don't expect to see you slumming in
Records - what's the problem?
JACK
Problem? - No problem - yes,
everything's going fantastically
well, wonderful, marvelous, great
career prospects, Alison in great
shape, kids fine, beautiful home, I'm
on Security Level Five now, and Mr
Helpmann relies on me more and more,
yes, couldn't be better, I feel
terrifically motivated and job-
rewarded -
SAM
You sound worried.
JACK
Me? - if I'm worried about anyone,
it's you. What happened to you, Sam?
You were the brightest of us -
As they have been talking, a nearby bank of closed circuit
TV screens has been displaying shots of people entering
the lobby. As each one enters the CAMERA ZOOMS IN TIGHT on
their faces for a frozen CLOSE-UP. JILL has just entered
and the CAMERA ZOOMS IN and freezes on her face. SAM
happens to glance up at this moment. He is startled - the
over-exposed TV image is the face of the GIRL FROM THE
DREAM. The face is only there a few seconds before being
replaced by another picture. SAM looks about to see where
the GIRL is, but JILL, in overalls, has her back to him as
she stands in the queue for the Information desk and so
there is no-one even vaguely reminiscent of the DREAM
GIRL. SAM decides he must have imagined it. Over this JACK
has been talking.
JACK
What's the matter?
SAM
Sorry. Nothing.
(snapping out of it)
See you - I'm going to be late.
JACK
(looking at his watch)
You are late.
SAM
Even later.
JACK
Sam, your life is going wrong - let
your friends tell you - Records is a
dead end department, no Security
Level worth a damn, it's impossible
to get noticed -
SAM
Yes, I know, fantastic, marvellous,
wonderful - remember me to Alison -
and the - er - twins.
JACK
Triplets.
SAM
Really? - God, how time flies!
As SAM heads off to the lift, he passes a group of MEN
standing around a temporary TV monitor. Several of them
are dressed in white lab coats. They are being explained
the benefits of a new surveillance system by a salesman
type. His assistant is operating the controls. On the
monitor we can see JILL standing in the queue for the
Information desk. The CAMERA appears to he tracking in on
her.
CUT TO JILL at top of queue with several forms in her
hand. A strange prototype radio controlled camera on a
wheeled base is whirring and clicking as it approaches
her. Throughout the next sequence it pokes around JILL in
an annoying manner - thrusting itself at her face, trying
to see what is written on the forms, peering over her
shoulder. JILL hands a form to the Information Porter.
JILL
I want to report a wrongful arrest.
PORTER
(looking at form)
You want Information Adjustments.
Different department.
JILL
(exasperated but
controlled)
I've been to Information Adjustments.
They sent me here. They told me you
had a form I had to fill in.
PORTER
Have you got an Arrest Receipt?
JILL
Yes.
PORTER
Is it stamped?
JILL
(producing Buttle receipt)
Stamped?
PORTER
(examining receipt)
No, there's no stamp on it. You see!
I can't give you the form until it's
stamped.
JILL
Where do I get it stamped?
PORTER
Information Adjustments.
The radio-controlled camera noses right up to JILL's face
as she turns. She swats the annoying thing with her stack
of forms as she storms off. The camera overbalances and
crashes into the desk - sparking and spluttering.
CUTTING BACK to the GROUP around the monitor we see a
deeply hurt SALESMAN and several sceptical white-coated
TECHNICIANS.
26 INT. MR KURTZMAN'S OFFICE DAY 26
SAM is busily working at the console, unraveling a problem
while KURTZMAN looks on anxiously and ineffectually.
KURTZMAN
Perhaps the machine's on the blink!
It keeps picking up old films. That
can't he right, can it?
SAM
It's not the machine. There's a
mismatch on the personnel code
numbers... Ah there we go! That's a
B58/732 when it should be a T47/215
... Tuttle ... he should have £31.06,
debited against his account for
electrical procedures, not Buttle.
KURTZMAN
Oh my God, a mistake!
SAM
It's not our mistake!
KURTZMAN
(eagerly)
Isn't it? Whose is it?
SAM
Information Retrieval.
KURTZMAN
Oh, good!
SAM
Expediting has put in for electrical
procedures in respect of Buttle,
Archibald, shoe repair operative, but
Security has invoiced Admin for
Tuttle, Archibald, heating engineer
SAM is still punching keys.
KURTZMAN
What a relief! I don't know what I'd
do if you ever got promoted.
SAM
Don't worry.
KURTZMAN
But if they did promote you
SAM
I've told you before. I'd turn it
down.
KURTZMAN
Would you really, Sam?
SAM
Really.
KURTZMAN
(churned up)
You've been promoted.
KURTZMAN hands SAM a sheet of printed paper. SAM takes the
paper, not pleased, and glances at it.
CLOSE UP of paper: "LOWRY, S. (RECORDS. MIN OF INF.)
TRANSFER TO INFORMATION RETRIEVAL - (Expediting, Security
Level 3).
KURTZMAN
It's your mother isn't it? Pulling
strings again.
SAM
(explodes)
What a BITCH!
27 INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE DAY 27
CUT TO an old WOMAN's face reflected in triplicate in a
three-panelled mirror. A pair of MAN's hands have a grip
on her flabby cheeks, pulling them out several inches on
either side of her face. When I say several inches that's
just what I mean. Not only are her jowls being stretched
like silly putty but they are also being wrapped around to
the back of her neck to demonstrate how tight and smooth
her face can be made by DOCTOR who is prattling on over
this freak show.
DOCTOR
Now, when you come in tomorrow, Mrs
Lowry, we'll make a little tuck here
... and there ...
CUT TO WIDE SHOT of DOCTOR's surgery. It looks a bit like
a cross between an operating theatre and a boudoir. The
cold steel, glass and plastic surfaces are badly disguised
with pastel coloured chintz and satin. At the dressing
table sits the old WOMAN, SAM'S MOTHER. Behind her stands
the DOCTOR. He is much like his surgery. He has tailored
his surgical garments like a gigolo's dressing gown. It
seems that he has done a bit of tuck-taking on himself.
There is a certain plastic smoothness to his skin, but all
in all he has been fairly successful. SAM is pacing
around, raving.
SAM
(angrily)
I just wish you would stop
interfering, mother! I don't want
promotion. I'm happy where I am.
MOTHER
No you're not. Jack Lint is a lesson
to you - he never had your brains but
he's got the ambition. You haven't
got the ambition but luckily you've
got me. And Mr Helpmann. Mr Helpmann
was very close -
DOCTOR
Now, Mrs Lowry, don't get upset
(so SAM)
Please wait in reception, Mr Lowry,
you're giving her wrinkles.
MOTHER
You see!
SAM
(groans)
DOCTOR
Now Mrs Lowry, try to relax. You must
trust me. I'll make you twenty years
younger ...
SAM
Huh!
DOCTOR
(giving Sam a dirty look)
... twenty-five if we just drain the
excess fluid from the pouches ...
MOTHER
Dr Jaffe, you're a genius. Would you
like to be Surgeon General? Four
Star. I know everybody.
DOCTOR
Well they won't know you when I've
finished with you.
The DOCTOR reaches into his smock pocket for a coloured
marker. He starts colouring up her face with strokes of
different coloured markers.
DOCTOR
First we must eliminate the excess
derma ... so! ... Then the flaccid
tissues under the eyes ... And now
the forehead ... Zip! I lift the
wrinkles and worry lines right up
into the wi- into the hairline, comme
ca ...
SAM looks disgusted.
DOCTOR
And now the template ... There ...
there ... there ... Now a bit of
sticky ... There we go!
(triumphantly)
Already she is twice as beautiful as
she was before - voila!
The DOCTOR moves his body aside, revealing MRS LOWRY's
face, covered with coloured lines and wrapped in
cellophane held in shape by cellotape. SAM stares at her.
SAM
My God, it works.
28 INT. POSH RESTAURANT (ENTRANCE) DAY 28
The conversation between SAM and his MOTHER takes place
while they are going through the sort of security checks
familiar at airports. They are, however, just outside the
velvet rope of the posh restaurant.
MOTHER
(in full flow)
Mr Helpmann was very close to your
poor father. He was very close to me.
Still is. He'll take you under his
wing at Information Retrieval. You'll
like it when you get there.
SAM
You're not listening, mother.
A warning buzzer goes off as MOTHER's handbag goes thru
security check. It turns out to have been activated by a
gaily wrapped package. A SECURITY GUARD relieves her of it
and unwraps the package which contains the same kind of
executive toy which we have seen twice before.
MOTHER
It's a present for my son.
She takes the toy back and hands it to SAM.
MOTHER
I hope you like it. It's very
exclusive.
SAM
What is it?
MOTHER
It's something for executives.
At this point the MAITRE D arrives on the scene.
MAITRE D
Madam Lowry, how exquisite to see you
again. Merry Christmas.
He pulls aside he velvet rope with a grand flourish. He
looks disdainfully at SAM's unfashionable clerk's suite
MOTHER
Hello, Spiro. Merry Christmas.
SPIRO
(blocking Sam's way)
I'm sorry but ...
MOTHER
You remember Samuel, my son.
SPIRO
{suddenly unctious)
Oh, but of course ...
MOTHER
We're meeting Mrs Terrain.
SAM
Are we?
SPIRO
Ah yes, the lady is waiting.
SPIRO leads the way. SAM and his MOTHER follow, across the
restaurant which is much like the Palm Court at the Plaza
New York. Trellises, marble columns, antique mirroring,
potted palms combine to impress us with their
sophistication and taste. A string quartet can just be
made out against the far wall. Except for the unfortunate
intrusion of metal tubing and ducting brutally thrusting
across areas of the ceiling, occasionally penetrating
right through the middle of a particularly valuable-
looking mirror, the general effect is one of confident
wealth and breeding. SAM, MOTHER and MAITRE D make their
way across the room. The waltzing strains of the string
quartet accompanying them.
CUT to group of tables with diners. At one of them sits a
wealthy-looking OLDER WOMAN with a rather plain-looking
DAUGHTER in her 20s. The OLDER WOMAN is easily
distinguished from the other clientele by a large bandage
that covers a goodish part of her head. The two of them
(the MOTHER and DAUGHTER, not the MOTHER and bandage) are
perusing the menus. SAM notes the DAUGHTER, unpleased.
SAM
Mother, I thought we were going to be
able to talk .... Oh God, she's got
what's he name with her.
SAM and his MOTHER arrive at the table.
MRS TERRAIN
Ida! Sam!
MOTHER
Alma, how are you? You're looking
wonderful! Hello, Shirley.
SHIRLEY
(shy to Sam)
Salt?
MRS TERRAIN
(to Shirley)
Not yet.
(to Sam and Mother)
Happy Christmas, Sam.
She hands SAM a gaily wrapped package which obviously
contains the same executive toy.
MOTHER
Sorry we're late. Shall we order? Get
it out of the way. What are you going
to have Alma?
She starts to hunt through the huge menu the MAITRE D has
just handed her with full colour photos of the splendid
dishes available.
MRS TERRAIN
I can't make up my mind whether to
have a number one or a number two.
What do you recommend, Spiro?
SPIRO
(conspiratorially)
Between you and me, Madam, today the
number two.
MRS TERRAIN
Thank you, Spiro. Shirley, what are
you going to have?
SHIRLEY
(panics quietly)
SPIRO
(conspiratorially)
Between you and me, Mademoiselle,
today the number one. Madam Lowry?
MOTHER
Oh, to hell with the diet, a number
eight, please.
SPIRO
A most perceptive choice, Madam, if I
may say so.
(to Sam)
Monsieur?
SAM
(brusquely)
A steak, please. Rare.
(to his mother)
Mother, I need to ...
SPIRO
(piqued)
Monsieur. Quel numero.
SAM
(handing back menu)
I don't know which numero.
SPIRO
(writing on pad)
Numero, trois.
EVERYONE is a bit embarrassed here. MOTHER gives SAM a
withering look. SPIRO stalks away.
MOTHER
(trying to restart things)
Alma, you wicked thing ...
(indicating bandages)
you've started your treatment.
MRS TERRAIN
You noticed.
(enthusiastically)
I must tell you all about it.
SAM
(to his mother)
Mother, will you listen to
At this moment the food arrives. SPIRO elaborately lifts
off the silver covers and with a flourish distributes the
plates of food. Each order looks identical - a big splodge
of brown lumpy stuff. The only differences between the
lumps are the Identifying photographs on sticks stuck in
each. The beautiful colour photos match the photos which
were on the menus.
SPIRO
(showing off that he
remembers who's ordered
what)
Numero huit, braised veal in wine
sauce.
(he sets it in front of
Sam's Mother)
MRS TERRAIN
It's too exciting. I've left Dr Jaffe
and gone to Dr. Chapman.
SPIRO
Numero deux, duck a l'orange.
(he sets it in front of Mrs
Terrain)
MOTHER
The acid man?
MRS TERRAIN
Really, Ida, just because his
techniques are revolutionary ... I
don't go around calling Dr Jaffe the
knife man.
SPIRO
Numero une, crevettes à la
mayonaaise.
(he sets it in front of
Shirley)
MOTHER
I'm sorry Alma, I didn't mean to
sound so ...
MRS TERRAIN
That's all right Ida ... it's just
that he's such an artist. To him,
cutting is so crude ... so primitive.
SPIRO
Numero trois, steak.
(He sets this in front of
Sam)
Monsieur, Mesdames, Bon appetit.
ALL BUT SAM
Merci.
MRS TERRAIN
Acid on the other hand, can be used
for such wonderfully subtle shading,
such delicate nuances - just like a
Rembrant etching ... and it's so much
quicker. Why, if it weren't for a
teensy-weensy complication - the
doctor said it could have happened to
anyone - I would have had these
bandages off yesterday.
SHIRLEY
(to Sam, after attracting
her mother's attention and
receiving a nod)
Salt?
They are just about to dip into their respective splodges
when there is a terrific explosion - a huge hole is
blasted out of the wall to the kitchen. Chaos erupts
around the carnage as WAITERS try putting out the flames
with extinguishers. PEOPLE, bloody and dying, are moaning.
The DINERS not actually affected by the blast look up for
a moment and then, with a few raised eyebrows, go back to
their meals.
IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE EXPLOSION.
MOTHER
What were we saying?
SAM
(picking bomb debris out of
his brown lump)
This isn't rare!
MOTHER
By the way, I saw a wonderful idea
for Christmas presents at the
chemists. Gift tokens. Medical gift
tokens.
MRS TERRAIN
Oh, that sounds marvellous.
MOTHER
Yes, they're good at any doctor's and
at many of the major hospitals - and
they're accepted for gynecological
complications including Caesarian
section.
SAM, in the act of taking in another forkful of his
unappetising meal, drops his form in disgust
SAM
Look - please - I'm sorry - but
honestly, mother, this is -
MOTHER.
I quite agree! - It's impossible!
MOTHER raises her arm to gain the attention of the MAITRE
D who is frantically trying to deal with the emergency.
The activity in the background has increased throughout
the conversation. The fire-brigade has arrived with sirens
blaring. Ministry TROOPS have charged in and are arresting
WAITERS. Stretchers have been bought in for the injured
and these are being rushed past our little GROUP's table.
The MAITRE D comes to the table, his DJ now blood-
spattered.
MAITRE D
I am sorry, Madam ... I don't know
what to say ... this very rarely
happens to us - I'll do what I can
straight away
He hurries away.
MRS TERRAIN
Really, Sam - when are you going to
do something about these terrorists?
SAM
What? Now? It's my lunch hour.
MOTHER
Actually, Alma, that's one of the
little things I was dying to tell you
... Sam's been promoted to
Information Retrieval.
SAM
(angry and surprised)
Mother!
MRS TERRAIN
Oh that's wonderful! Congratulations
Sam...
SHIRLEY
You can show those fucking murderous
bastards a thing or two.
MRS TERRAIN
(shocked and embarrassed)
Shirley!
SAM
Stop this!
(leaping to his feet)
I'm not being promoted. I'm not going
to Information Retrieval!
(he scrumples promotion
notification which he has
been holding and throws it
on the floor)
If I want you to stick your oar in,
mother, I'll tell you where to stick
it!
EVERYBODY is shocked. He recovers his composure slightly.
Embarrassed, he bends, and picks up the ball of paper
which he starts smoothing back into Its flat state.
SHIRLEY
(back to her uncertain
form)
Pepper...?
SAM
Look - I've got to get back -
As SAM goes, MAITRE D reappears with a group of WAITERS -
those remaining unarrested - whom he has organised to gut
up a folding screen around the table. This cuts of the
sight if not the noise of the VICTIMS of the explosion.
MOTHER
Sam ... you haven't had dessert.
SAM
I'm sorry. I don' t want dessert. I
don't want promotion. I don't want
anything.
MOTHER
Don't be childish, Samuel. Of course
you want something. You must have
hopes, wishes, dreams.
Their voices have been rising towards a shout in order to
rise above the volume of the growing chaos around them.
SAM
(shouts loud)
NO, NOTHING. NOT EVEN DREAMS!
29 EXT. BRILLIANT SKY DAY 29
SAM as his dream-self rises INTO SHOT, his wings straining
as he tows the floating cage imprisoning the GIRL. They
are rising up and away from the monolithic stone
skyscrapers that stretch away below them.
SAM
I'm taking you to a safe place. A
place where they will never be able
to get at us ... ever.
An eyeball is scanning the sky. PULLING BACK we see it is
but one of thousands, tightly packed side by side forming
a landscape that extends as far as we can see. As SAM and
the GIRL in her cage come into view it becomes apparent
just how big these eyeballs are - they are gigantic -
about 10 feet in diameter. All of them follow SAM as he
comes to rest on a platform high atop a column that rises
from the centre of this bizarre place.
SAM
There's no way they can approach us
without being seen. You're safe here.
He anchors the hawser holding the cage and takes off his
wings. Just as he starts climbing up to the cage a
terrific cracking noise is heard. SAM freezes.
A dead straight crack is bisecting the sky from somewhere
beyond the horizon - running right up the sky and over the
camera. SAM follows it as it continues over the GIRL and
down to the opposite horizon. Another crackling noise is
heard. Another crack appears. Then another. And another.
All these cracks are emanating from a vanishing point over
the horizon. Soon the sky is covered with these cracks
from horizon to foreground. Then cracks begin appearing at
right angles to them. Very quickly the sky is covered with
a mammoth grid. Once it is complete, another noise is
heard. Something like massive blocks of stone sliding
against one another. One of the squares formed by the grid
pattern begins to slide upwards as if being pulled out
from the back side of the sky. A square hole is left in
its place. We can see the sides of the hole as it extends
upwards into blackness. As soon as this first block of sky
is withdrawn, another begins to slide up and away. SAM is
frozen in position as this terrifying spectacle goes on
above him. The eyeballs are madly looking this way and
that. The grinding noises are deafening as block after
block of sky is removed. With each successive loss the
light decreases. The GIRL is crying out for SAM to save
her. Frantically SAM tries to haul the cage down to the
platform but it's too late.
Where the sky was is now pitch black. Only one block of
sky remains. Slowly that final bit of sky is pulled up and
out of shot. Total blackness. A maniacal laughter can be
heard. A beam of light is switched on. SAM has a
searchlight in his hand and is searching the darkness. The
laughter continues. Suddenly the beam catches something
black and moving. it's the same black, flapping cloth that
appeared at the end of the previous dream. The horrible
flapping thing comes thundering down on SAM.
He is engulfed in the black awfulness.
30 INT. SAM'S BEDROOM NIGHT 30
SAM is in bed, grappling with the bedclothes. He is
dripping with sweat and screaming. The room is
oppressively hot. He gets up and looks at the thermostat.
It reads 99. He fumbles with it, but to no avail. It's
stuck.
CUT to SAM coming into the sitting room. He rushes over to
the window and tries to open it. But it wasn't designed to
be opened. Screws hold it firmly shut. SAM heads to the
kitchen He finds a knife which he uses to unscrew the
window. He swings the window open and takes a deep breath.
GAG! COUGH! HACK! A terrible greeny-brown smog pours in
through the window. Desperately SAM shuts the window and
madly tightens up the screws. Swinging a newspaper, he
tries clearing a path through the clouded atmosphere. He
makes it to the front door and staggers out into the hall
gasping for air.
CUT to telephone being lifted from its cradle. Pull back
as SAM with opened telephone directory in front of him
dials. He is seated in his kitchen. In front of his open
refrigerator. The phone rings at the other end.
SAM
(into phone)
Hello - Central Services - I'm at
579B Block l9, Northwestern Section D
- that's exit 1 on Green Pastures
Highway at the Orange Blossom Flyover
- and I've got trouble with the air-
conditioning
PHONE VOICE
Thank you or calling Central
Services. am sorry, due to temporary
staff shortage, Central Services
cannot take service calls centrally
between 2300 and 0900 hours - have a
nice day - this has not been a
recording, incident-
SAM
This is an emergency!
PHONE VOICE
Thank you for calling Central
Services. I am sorry, due -
SAM
Yes, but. I've got to have a heating
engineer
PHONE VOICE
Thank you for calling Cen -
SAM slams the phone down.
CUT to SAM sitting in front of the refrigerator. The door
is open and he has wedged a chair into the gap in a
desperate bid to keep cool. He is nodding off. As his head
slumps against one of the shelves, a jar of pickled onions
falls to the floor. The onions scattering everywhere.
31 EXT. DARKNESS NIGHT 31
The milky white spheres tumble everywhere. But they are
not onions, they are the giant eyeballs burtling through
space. SAM is clinging desperately to one. He grabs the
pupil for a better handhold and it opens like a hatch
cover. SAM manages to pull himself inside. Once out of the
intergalactic maelstrom, SAM turns to survey the cramped
and dark space inside the eyeball. It seems to be bisected
by a dividing wall, from which a thin sliver of light is
escaping. Pushing on the wall in the area of the slit, SAM
is able to move a section. More light shaftes into the
tiny space from around the edges of what appears to be a
small hatch. SAM scrunches down and really puts his
shoulder to the hatch. with a metallic rasp it gives way
and SAM crashes through.
CUT to other side of opening as SAM topples through. He
catches himself in the nick of time as the camera zooms
back revealing his close call with disaster. He is high on
a vast wall of what looks like filing cabinets. The hatch
he came through was the front of one of the millions of
files-drawers composing this wall. As he scrambles back
into the opening we can see that the wall drops away for
hundreds of feet, disappear into a steaming mist. Other
walls of files enclose this vast space. From where SAM is
it looks like the view from the 50th storey of the Time
Life building in NYC. These millions of files are being
tended by MEN arising themselves up and down, as well as
sideways, on modern skyscraper window-cleaners' platforms.
The attendants are seen putting PEOPLE in different period
costumes into drawers. SAM's attention is distracted by a
sound overhead. Looking up he sees a window washer
platform being lowered in his direction. Leaning over the
side is a JOLLY GENT, who happens to look like MR HELPMANN
(as seen on TV).
GENT
Ah ha ... there you are, Sam.
SAM
What? How do you know my name?
GENT
We know everything here. This is the
Storeroom of Knowledge.
SAM
(climbing onto the
platform)
Then perhaps you can help me. I've
lost someone who ...
GENT
(interrupting)
We know that too. You've come to the
right place.
The platform carries them along the files.
GENT
Oh, yes. We've got everything here.
Every bit of knowledge, wisdom,
learning ... every experience, every
thought neatly filed away.
SAM
(incredulous)
What? You mean you've got ...
GENT
Well not exactly. But, if you help us
we'll help you. The Forces Of
Darkness have won the day ... but,
tomorrow is another one
SAM
What do I have to do.
GENT
You must save the day.
The platform has stopped. The GENT pulls out a drawer. He
reaches inside.
The GENT pulls out a wonderful sword and helmet.
GENT
This is the Sword Of Truth ... and
this the Helmet Of Justice.
As SAM begins to strap on the weapon the GENT brings out a
cape.
GENT
And this. completes the outfit.
He puts the cape around SAM's shoulders and helps him step
into the drawer. A moment's hesitation and then SAM outs
the helmet on and lies down in the drawer. It fits just
like a coffin.. As he lies back the GENT pushes the drawer
in.
GENT
It won't be pleasant but, trust me.
As the drawer is pushed in SAM suffers a sudden bout of
claustrophobia. Looking up at the diministing opening he
is surprised to see - not the face of the JOLLY GENT - but
a terrifying SAMURAI WARRIOR's masked helmet. SAM
struggles to prevent the drawer being closed.
32 INT. SAM'S FLAT NIGHT 32
SAM is grabbing the walls of the fridge. Water from the
defrosted freezer compartment drips on his head. He wakes
up. Before he can really take in where he is the phone
rings. He staggers over to it.
SAM
Hello ... hello ...
PHONE VOICE
Hello. Mr Lowry?
SAM
Who's that?
(pause)
A sound at the kitchen door turns SAM's head - and ours -
just in time to half see a quick blurred movement, but
then a rapid voice in his ear-piece brings his head back.
PHONE VOICE
Put the phone down and your hands up.
SAM
(into the phone)
What? Who is this?
SAM realises that the voice is also in the room behind
him. He turns round and sees TUTTLE. TUTTLE is middle-
aged, a short tough figure dressed in dark clothes
suggesting a cross between a cat burglar and a night-raid
commando. In one hand he holds a gun pointed at SAM. The
other hand is holding a telephone receiver which TUTTLE is
in the act of placing in the large capacious bag at his
feet. SAM puts down his phone, and his hands up.
TUTTLE
Nice and easy now. Keep your hands
where I can see them.
SAM
What is this?
(indignantly)
Who the hell are you?
TUTTLE, keeping the gun on SAM, goes to different doors,
leaning backwards into bedroom, bathroom and closet.
TUTTLE suddenly relaxes and pockets his gun.
TUTTLE
Harry Tuttle. Heating engineer. At
your service.
SAM
Tuttle! Are you from Central
Services?
TUTTLE
Ha!!
SAM
But ... I called Central Services.
TUTTLE
They're a bit overworked these days.
Luckily I intercepted your call.
SAM
What?
By now, BOTH are pouring with sweat.
TUTTLE heads across the room and swiftly begins to undo a
wall panel.
SAM
Wait a minute, what was that business
with the gun?
TUTTLE hands SAM the panel and plunges his arm into the
space behind it.
TUTTLE
A little precaution, sir. I've had
traps set for me before now. There
are people in Central Services who'd
love to get their hands on Harry
Tuttle.
SAM
Are you saying this is illegal?
By now TUTTLE has managed to pull out some sections of
flexible ducting from the welter of mechanical offal
behind the removed panel. It is all very complicated and
greasy and it looks as though there is a lot more where
that came from. TUTTLE is amazingly neat and deft as he
works. A real pro. As he works he hums a wee tune ... yes
... BRAZIL!!
TUTTLE
Well, yes ... and no. Officially,
only Central Service operatives are
supposed to touch this stuff ...
Could you hold these.
TUTTLE
(he hands Sam a bunch of
wires that he has detached)
... but, with all the new rules and
regulations ... unncgh, c'mon, c'mon
... they can't get decent staff any
more ... so ... they tend to turn a
blind eye ... as long as I'm careful.
(he hands Sam a torch)
... Mind you, if ever they could
prove I'd been working on their
equipment ... well, that's a
different matter ... up a bit with
the torch, sir.
SAM
Sorry. wouldn't it be easier just to
work for Central Services?
TUTTLE
Couldn't stand the pa - ah - we're
getting warm -
SAM
The pace?
TUTTLE
The paperwork, couldn't stand the
paperwork.
(indicating the torch)
Over to the left please, if you don't
mind sir. Hold it there. Yes, there's
more bits of paper in Central
Services than bits of pipe - read
this, fill in that, hand in the other
- listen, this old system of yours
could be on fire and I couldn't even
turn on the kitchen tap without
filling in a 27B/6.... Bloody
paperwork.
SAM
(mildly)
Well I suppose one has to expect a
certain amount
TUTTLE
Why? I came into this game for
adventure - go anywhere, travel
light, get in, get out, wherever
there's trouble, a man alone. Now
they've got the whole country
sectioned of and you can't move
without a form. I'm the last of a
breed. Ah ha! Found it!
(he holds up a small
charred gadget)
There's your problem.
SAM
Can you fix it?
TUTTLE
No. But I can bypass it with one of
these
He pulls another gadget from his bag.
SAM
Fine.
The door bell. TUTTLE grabs for his gun.
TUTTLE
Are you expecting anyone?
SAM
No. Wait here.
He goes out closing the immediate door and goes to the
front door which he opens. He is confronted by two
officious little men in boiler suits who are standing
outside his door. Their names are SPOOR and DOWSER. DOWSER
is SPOOR's echo.
SAM
Yes?
SPOOR
Central Services.
DOWSER
...ervices.
SAM
Uh - what? - I ...
SPOOR
You telephone, sir.
DOWSER
...elephoned sir.
SPOOR
Trouble with your air-conditioning.
DOWSER
...ditioning.
SAM
(gulps)
No, not at all. I mean, it's all
right. It's fixed.
SPOOR
Fixed?
DOWSER
Fixed?
They don't like that.
SAM
I mean it fixed itself.
SPOOR
Fixed itself.
DOWSER
...ixed itself.
SPOOR
Machines don't fix themselves.
DOWSER
... fix themselves.
SPOOR
He's tampered with it, Dowser.
DOWSER
...ampered. with it, Spoor.
SAM
Look, I'm sorry about your wasted
journey
SAM tries to close the door but SPOOR prevents this.
SPOOR
(to Dowser)
I think we'd better have a look.
DOWSER
... have a look.
SAM
No you can't.
He is pushed aside. SPOOR followed by DOWSER, heads for
the door behind which is MR TUTTLE. SAM is paralysed.
SPOOR approaches the door as if it is dangerous. He turns
the handle quietly and gives the door a little nudge. The
door begins to swing slowly open. SAM suddenly finds
inspiration.
SAM
Just a minute!
SPOOR and DOWSER turn round as the door continues to swing
open. When the door is open, behind their backs TUTTLE is
seen holding his pistol in a two-handed grip, his knees
slightly bent. TUTTLE freezes like that, pointing his
pistol through the open door.
SAM
Have you got a 27B/6?
DOWSER looks very angry. Veins stand out on his forehead
and he goes into what looks like some sort of fit. SPOOR
knocks him to the ground.
SPOOR
(to Sam)
Now look what you've done to him.
SAM
Have you got one or haven't you?
SPOOR
Not ... as such ...
DOWSER moans and begins to get back on his feet.
SPOOR
But we can get one.
SPOOR
(worried about Dowser)
It's all right, Terry, it's all
right, everything's all right.
SAM
(ushering them to the door)
I'm sorry, but I'm a bit of a
stickler for paper work. Where would
we be if we didn't follow the correct
procedures?
SPOOR
We'll be back.
DOWSER
...Be back.
SAM
(Closing the door on them)
Thank you.
SAM turns back to TUTTLE who is coming forward pocketing
his gun.
TUTTLE
Thanks, Lowry, you're a good man in a
tight corner.
TUTTLE returns to work, fitting in the new by-pass gadget
and tightening the nuts, and happily humming "BRAZIL".
SAM
Listen .. um ... I don't want to get
involved in any of this. But I work
at the Ministry of Information, and I
happen to know that Information
Retrieval have been looking for an
Archibald Tuttle, Heating Engineer.
You wouldn't by any chance be -
TUTTLE
(pleased)
My friends call me Harry. Information
Retrieval, eh? Interesting!
SAM
What do they want you or?
TUTTLE
Time to go.
TUTTLE finishes the job and throws his tools into the bag.
SAM
Thank you very much. How much will
it...?
TUTTLE
On the house. You did me a favor.
Check the corridor.
SAM goes to the front door, opens it and looks out.
SAM
All clear.
TUTTLE slips out and heads off down the balcony corridor.
SAM
Hey that's a dead end.
But TUTTLE merely undoes a pre-arranged rope and swings
Tarzan-like off the end of the balcony and across a multi-
story void to a neighboring block. SAM is amazed - not to
say - stunned.
33 INT. RECORDS POOL DAY 33
SAM is at his desk among all the desks. Documents are
being delivered right, left and centre through the vacuum
tubes. All the CLERKS are busy. The screens are devoted to
their proper use. All this activity is explained by the
fact the MR KURTZMAN's door is wide open. At the next desk
is another CLERK much like SAM, his NEIGHBOUR.
NEIGHBOUR
I think Kurtzman getting is
suspicious.
SAM
What have we got on today?
NEIGHBOUR
Casablanca.
KURTZMAN appears in his doorway.
KURTZMAN
(calls out)
Mr Lowry! Would you step in here a
moment please.
We go with KURTZMAN as he closes the office door behind
him, we are now in ...
34 INT. KURTZMAN'S OFFICE DAY 34
KURTZMAN is pacing anxiously. SAM walks into the office.
During the brief opening and closing of the door we just
manage to hear the piano player in "Casablanca" singing,
"... a kiss is just a kiss ...". KURTZMAN is too worried
to notice. He is holding a piece of paper gingerly as if
it were contagious. He waves it frantically as SAM enters.
KURTZMAN
(hysterically)
Thank God you're here! We're in
terrible trouble! Look at this! Look
at this!
He thrusts the piece of paper at Sam.
SAM
(taking the paper)
A cheque.
KURTZMAN
The refund for Tuttle!
SAM
(startled)
Tuttle?
KURTZMAN
I mean, Buttle! It's been confusion
from the word go! He's been wrongly
charged for Electromemorytherapy and
someone somewhere is trying to make
us carry the can!
SAM
I've never seen a Ministry cheque
before.
KURTZMAN
We've got to get rid of it! There's
been a balls-up somewhere, and when
the music stops they'll jump on
whoever's holding the cheque!
SAM
Send it to somebody else. Send it to
Buttle. It's his cheque.
KURTZMAN
I've tried that! Population Census
have got him down as dormanted, the
Central Collective Storehouse
computer has got him down as deleted,
and the Information Retrieval have
got him down as inoperative ...
Security has him down as excised.,
Admin have him down as completed
SAM
Hang on.
SAM sits down at the console and punches keys. He does
this very efficiently, muttering to himself and generally
demonstrating an expertise which obviously leaves KURTZMAN
way out of his depth, until -
SAM
He is dead.
KURTZMAN
Dead! Oh no! That's terrible! We'll
never get rid of the damned thing!
What are we going to do?
SAM
Try next of kin.
KURTZMAN
(a revelation)
Next of kin!
SAM punches more keys.
SAM
There we go. Mrs. Veronica Buttle.
What's the number on the cheque?
KURTZMAN
(reading it)
27156789/074328/K.
SAM has been efficiently punching this in.
SAM
Into memory. Now ... Central Banking
... Buttle, Veronica ... Deposit
SAM rips off a print out, rapidly stuffs it and the cheque
into a cannister and then into a vacuum tube. A job well
done.
KURTZMAN
(fervently)
Please don't come back! Please don't
come back!
Unfortunately KURTZMAN's prayers are not answered and the.
vacuum tube returns almost immediately. SAM opens it up.
From the computer screen comes a voice "Play it again,
Sam" - SAM and KURTZMAN look at the screen. We get a quick
glimpse of Humphrey Bogart before the screen reverts to
numbers.
SAM
Problem. She doesn't have a bank
account.
KURTZMAN
(hysterically)
Well, that's it! I may as well go and
hang myself! This sort of thing
couldn't have happened before the
stupid seventh tier reorganization!
That was Simmons doing! And he and
Jeffries always sit together at
lunch! The bastards!
(he thumps his hand hard on
the desk top)
Ow!
(He picks up the offending
cheque)
Perhaps we can lose it ... behind the
filing cabinet ... or destroy it ...
burn it ... eat it ...
Under this tirade SAM has begun to hum "BRAZIL" - not
entirely sure what inspired him.
SAM
You'd never get away with it.
Besides, you can't do that to
somebody's refund. It's Christmas.
There is one more option.
KURTZMAN
(depressed. Not really
believing it)
What?
SAM
Drive out to Mrs Buttle, give her the
cheque, tell her to sign her name on
the back, cash it at the corner sweet
shop.
KURTZMAN is dumbfounded by the audacity of this.
KURTZMAN
That's brilliant!
SAM takes over. In no time at all he has battered away at
the keyboard, slammed a cannister into a vacuum tube and
received almost immediately a cannister containing a sheaf
of different coloured papers.
SAM
I'll do it for you. Authorise the
cheque. What's the address?
KURTZMAN scribbles it down for him.
KURTZMAN
Here. What do I do next?
SAM
Call the motor pool and authorise
personal transport.
KURTZMAN
Of course, of course. Leave it to me.
How do I authorize a cheque?
SAM
(separating the and blue
sheets)
Here we are. Pink and blue receipts.
All you've got to do is sign these
and the back of the cheque.
KURTZMAN takes out his pen and tries to sign the papers
but his hand is giving him trouble.
KURTZMAN
(exhausted after all the
emotion)
Oh God! I think I've broken a bone.
What a pathetic thing I am.
SAM
(taking the pen from him)
Here.
SAM signs the cheque and receipts. A big CLOSE UP shows
that he is scribbling KURTZMAN's signature. SAM pockets
the papers and the pen.
SAM
That's it.
KURTZMAN
You are good to me Sam.
SAM
(leaving)
Don't mention it. See you later.
35 EXT. MOTORWAY TUNNEL DAY 35
CUT to SAM at the wheel of the little car, beetling along
in a seemingly endless, tube-like tunnel, menaced fore and
aft by huge buses, lorries and other carriers which
literally lift the little three-wheeler from the road
surface and shake it by the scruff of its tiny neck.
CUT to SAM in interior of the Messerschmidt. He is singing
along to an obscure arrangement of "BRAZIL".
RADIO
(plays music for a moment
which then fades out)
... We interrupt this programme to
bring you news of a terrorist bombing
at the ...
(Sam switches off)
36 EXT. MOTORWAY TUNNEL DAY 36
CUT to exterior view of Messerschmidt still merrily
progressing in arterial tunnel. CUT to very tiny exit
sign: Exit 49.
CUT to SAM peering at sign.
CUT to Messerschmidt taking the exit just as a huge lorry
roars by.
37 EXT. BUTTLE FLATS DAY 37
Beautiful utopian block of high-rise flats gleam in the
sunlight. Pulling back we reveal it to be an architect's
model in a protective perspex case standing in the centre
of a decorative fountain that has long ceased to work -
graffiti and junk are now the only decorations. In the
background is the grim reality of the massive housing
tower. SAM's Messerschmidt is just puling up in the shadow
of the building which is grey, decrepid, vandalised. Huge
conduits, pipes, and tubing frame the scene. SAM gets out
of the car under the cool and none-too-friendly gaze of a
few LOCALS. Self-consciously, SAM looks around him, then
at the paper in his hand. A little group of KIDS sit
pitching pennies against a wall. SAM goes over to them.
SAM
(super polite)
Excuse me. Can you tell me ...
But before he can finish, the smallest, tiny KID looks up.
KID
Eff off.
SAM, uncomfortably, effs off.
He is watched, at some distance, imapassively by the
little GIRL BUTTTLE. As SAM enters the buildings one of
the kids gets out a can of something and approaches the
car. Another is fiddling, with a box of matches.
38 INT. BUTTLE FLATS DAY 38
CUT to SAM hesitantly walking into the semi-derelict lobby
of the big block of flats. Graffiti, vandalism are in
evidence everywhere. He walks up to the lift. Pushes the
button. Nothing happens. He pushes again. This time the
lift door shudders and sparks. SAM tries to pull the doors
apart. They jam open with a three-inch gap between them -
still shuddering and grinding. In the sparking light, SAM
can make out an interior crammed with garbage, junk, old
furniture, dead cats. Yechhhh. Resignedly, he turns
towards the stairs.
39 INT. CORRIDOR DAY 39
CUT to SAM coming breathlessly out of the stairwell. On
the wall next to it is the number 37. Walking down the
corridor he looks at the number and starts to knock, but
then notices that the door is cracked open. SAM tries to
knock on the door, but it keeps edging open and he settles
for knocking on the door frame a bit feebly.
SAM
Mrs Buttle
(silence)
Uh, Mrs Buttle?
(silence)
SAM stands not knowing what to do.
SAM pushes the door a bit more open gingerly and puts
about 65 per cent of his body into the hall of the flat.
CUT to SAM's POV of darkish hall.
SAM
Mrs Buttle ...
40 INT. BUTTLE SITTING ROOM DAY 40
CUT to SAM entering extremely tacky sitting-room shrouded
in half-darkness. This is the same flat from which the
FATHER was taken at the beginning of the film: the hole is
still in the ceiling. SAM becomes aware of a woman sitting
absolutely still at a small table by the only (still
broken) window in the room.
SAM
Are you Mrs Buttle?
The WOMAN nods very slightly without looking at him.
SAM
My name is Lowry - Sam Lowry. I'm
from the Ministry of Information.
(no response)
I've come to give you a cheque.
SAM takes the cheque out of his pocket and puts it on the
table to tempt MRS BUTTLE into a flicker of interest but
she fails to notice it - or him for that matter. SAM
pushes the cheque a little way towards MRS BUTTLE but she
does not respond.
SAM
(indicting cheque)
It's a refund ... I'm afraid there
was a mistake.
MRS BUTTLE
Mistake?
SAM
(encouraged)
Yes. Not my department ... I'm only
records. It seems that Mr Buttle was
overcharged by Information Retrieval.
I don't think they usually make
mistakes ... but, er ... I suppose
we're all human.
SAM looks around and sees the hole in the ceiling.
Oh ... what happened to the ...?
He gets nothing back.
Actually, my bringing this here is
rather unorthodox ... Usually any
payments are made through the central
computer ... but, er ... there were
certain difficulties, and rather than
cause delay, we thought you might
appreciate this now ... it being
Christmas.
MRS BUTTLE
My husband's dead, isn't he?
SAM
Er ... I assure you Mrs Buttle, the
Ministry is always very scrupulous
about following up and eradicating
error. If you have any complaints
which you'd like to make, I'd be more
than happy to send you the
appropriate forms.
MRS BUTTLE
What have you done with his body?
SAM
Um ...
MRS BUTTLE starts to cry.
SAM
Look, I'm very sorry, but I'm afraid
I don't know anything about it ...
I'm really just delivering the
cheque. Er ... If you wouldn't mind
signing these receipts
(producing blue and pink
receipts)
I'll go and leave you in peace.
SAM picks up the cheque and gives it to MRS BUTTLE
together with the receipts. MRS BUTTLE tears them up and
throws them in his face.
SAM
Uh ...
MRS BUTTLE
He hadn't done anything ... He was
good ... What have you done with his
body?
SAM looks around for an escape and sees a YOUNG BUTTLE
standing in the doorway. The BOY is looking at him with a
blank tearful face. Suddenly the BOY launches himself at
SAM with terrible ferocity. SAM is knocked against the
wall. A mirror falls off the wall and smashes on the
floor. The BOY is all over SAM kicking and pulling his
hair. MRS BUTTLE's reaction, however, is to try and pull
the BOY away from SAM. By the time she succeeds, SAM is on
his hands and knees, in pain. The BOY is crying and
shouting, and MRS BUTTLE is loudly trying to quieten the
BOY.
From SAM'S POV, a piece of broken mirror lying on the
floor reflects the hole in the ceiling ... with JILL's
head and shoulders framed in the hole. The moment is
unreal for SAM in his dazed condition. The vision seems
unreal too. JILL is staring at SAM out of the piece of
mirror and. she's very much the GIRL from his dream now.
JILL
Are you alright?
SAM
(mumbles)
It's you ... it's you ...
JILL
Mrs Buttle, are you alright?
SAM grabs at the image, i.e. at the mirror, shifting the
angle so that the vision disappears. He looks for the
vision on the floor but can't find it. Then he begins to
realise the reality of what he has seen. He stands up,
dazed and battered. MRS BUTTLE has been looking up at the
ceiling. SAM looks up at the ceiling but there is now only
the empty space of the hole.
SAM
Wait! Stop! Come back!!
MRS BUTTLE is shouting. SAM rushes out of the flat.
41 INT. BUTTLE'S CORRIDOR DAY 41
SAM looks both ways and heads for the stairs.
42 INT. BUTTLE'S STAIRCASE DAY 42
SAM runs up the stairs to the floor above and finds
himself in -
43 EXT. SIMILAR CORRIDOR DAY 43
He runs along the corridor but has omitted to count the
doors downstairs and now doesn't know which door to knock
at. He hesitates. He rings the bell on what he hopes is
the right door. The bell doesn't work. He bangs on the
door. The door opens a crack. A malevolent eye looks at
him.
SAM
Girl ... fair hair ...
The door shuts firmly. SAM rushes to the next door.
44 INT. JILL'S FLAT DAY 44
SAM bursts into JILL's flat. He sees the hole in the
floor. The place looks derelict. He hears an explosion and
looks out of a window to see his car in flames. JILL is
apparently retreating from it across the forecourt. She is
carrying a suitcase and bundles.
45 INT. STAIRCASE DAY 45
SAM rushes down the stairs.
46 EXT. BLOCK OF FLATS DAY 46
SAM charges out into the open air. JILL has disappeared.
The Messerchmidt, however, is in flames. SAM doesn't know
which way to turn. Spotting an old mattress lying by the
building he grabs it and throws it over the car in an
attempt to smother the flames. The group of CHILDREN watch
him silently. Suddenly with a great roar, JILL's lorry
comes round the corner at speed. SAM sees that JILL is at
the wheel. SAM runs after the lorry.
SAM
(shouting)
Wait! It was nothing to do with me!
The lorry roars away. SAM dashes back to his smoldering
three-wheeler. He flings himself into it and starts it up.
He also roars away, except that he doesn't move... all
three wheels have been removed. He turns round in despair
and sees the group of CHILDREN regarding him
expressionlessly.
They include the little GIRL BUTTLE.
Defeated, he slumps down against his charred vehicle. A
shadow passes across his face. Looking up he sees GIRL
BUTTLE standing over him.
SAM
Go away.
GIRL BUTTLE
Her name is Jill.
SAM
What? ...Jill? Jill who? Jill who?
GIRL BUTTLE
Layton.
SAM
Jill Layton ...
(getting up)
You're a very good little girl. What
are you doing here?
GIRL BUTTLE
I'm waiting for my daddy.
SAM
(uncomprehending)
He will be pleased when he comes
home.
GIRL BUTTLE doesn't answer and SAM starts to walk away.
After a few yards, the thought strikes him: he turns back
to look at the little GIRL BUTTLE who stands alone
patiently in the vandalised wilderness.
47 INT. RECORD CLERKS POOL DAY 47
It is the end of the work day. The CLERKS are busily
getting their coats and leaving the office. As the last
one goes MR. KURTZMAN comes out of his private office with
his hat and coat on. He turns out the office light. He
sees SAM isolated in the empty room, still working at his
computer console. Totally absorbed in what he is doing.
KURTZMAN
Oh ... Sam. I've had the transport
pool onto me ... You don't know
anything about a personnel
transporter gone missing do you?
SAM doesn't seem to hear him. On the computer screen is a
front and side view picture of JILL. Her name and code
number is at the top of the screen. SAM is punching up
personal dossier information like "age", "height",
"weight", "colour of hair", "colour of eyes",
"distinguishing marks" etc.
SAM
(preoccupied)
A "personnel" transporter? They've
got it wrong. I had a personal
transporter. I'll do the paperwork
tomorrow -
SAM punches up a few more categories for JILL's dossier.
KURTZMAN
Is it all right about Mrs Buttle's
cheque?
SAM
I delivered it.
KURTZMAN
Can I forget it?
SAM
Yes.
SAM punches a few more buttons on the computer.
KURTZMAN
What a relief!
(on reflection)
I shall probably have nightmares.
At this point the word "Classified" superimposes itself
over most of the screen and "IRQ/3" starts agitating at
the bottom
SAM
Damn! Blast!
KURTZMAN
What's the matter?
SAM
You don't happen to know how I can
get around an IRQ/3 do you?
KURTZMAN
All information on 3rd Level Suspects
is classified.
SAM
I know that.
KURTZMAN
All enquiries to Information
Retrieval. Which is hopeless, of
course. They never tell you anything.
But come the time they want something
from us ...
Throughout this verbal wallpaper SAM has been punching
keys cancelling the CLASSIFIED overprint. He then punches
in the code for a hard-copy print-out. JILL's two-view
computer portrait rolls out as SAM ponders his options.
SAM
(cutting off Kurtzman)
I've go to accept that promotion to
get behind this, haven't I?
KURTZMAN
Yes.
(realising what he's
suggesting)
NO! You can't! You've only just
turned it down!
(thinking Sam is joking)
SAM
I never signed the form.
KURTZMAN
I did it for you.
SAM
What! Shit!
KURTZMAN
It's what you wanted isn't it?
SAM
Yes ... No ... I don't, know.
KURTZMAN picks up JILL's print-out and glances at it. He
grimaces and drops it back on the desk with a shudder.
KURTZMAN
Come on, before they turn the lights
out.
SAM nods. He turns off the machine. He stands up and
follows KURTZMAN towards the door. The door is some
distance away, and before they get there all the lights go
out. KURTZMAN bumps into a desk and curses.
48 INT. TRANSPORT CAGE EVENING 48
Packed tightly between other passengers SAM is busy
drawing long flowing hair with a pencil on the computer
print-out of JILL turning her into the DREAM GIRL. The
transport cage rattles through its elevated tube towards a
tower block.
49 INT. SAM'S CORRIDOR EVENING 49
The transport cage arrives at the platform forming the end
of SAM's corridor. Passengers disembark and head for
various doors along the corridor. SAM almost fails to get
off in time - so concentrated on JILL's picture is he.
Looking as if he's trying to make up his mind about
something he heads for his own front door.
50 INT. SAM'S FLAT EVENING 50
SAM enters. The place is in a state of turmoil. Servicing
panels are off the walls. Conduit, ducting, pipes, unknown
mechanical horrors spew from the wall as if the place was
disemboweled. SPOOR stands in the middle of it all trying
to direct two other WORKMEN who are poring over wiring
plans which seem to make little sense to them. DOWSER is
not visible but there is a great deal of clunking and
banging going on somewhere behind the wall.
SAM
What the - ? How did you - ?
SPOOR
Emergency procedures.
DOWSER (O.S.)
(muffled)
...ergency procedures.
SAM
(angrily)
I haven't got an emergency. Get out
of here.
For reply SPOOR whips a small tape-recorder out of his bag
and plays back SAM's original phone call to Central
Services, claiming "an emergency". SPOOR shuts off his
machine, puts back into his bag and comes out with what
looks like a quite thin phone hook with carbon paper
between each page. SPOOR indicates the bottom of page 1.
SPOOR
Sign here please.
SAM
What is it?
SPOOR
(surprised)
It's a 27B/6, what did you think it
was?
SAM takes out KURTZMAN's old-fashioned fountain pen from
his pocket, signs where indicated. SPOOR registers that
SAM's signature has hardly penetrated through he first
carbon let alone the other 43
SPOOR
(sourly)
Haven't you got a ballpoint?
SAM resignedly starts signing all the other pages one by
one. SPOOR realises that DOWSER's echo has gone missing.
SPOOR
Now where's he got to?
(shouts)
Dowser!
DOWSER bursts through a panel in the wall. This is the
panel which TUTTLE had removed and replaced. A few of the
flat's intestines have come out with DOWSER. DOWSER has
made a find - TUTTLE's spare part.
SPOOR
What have you got there?
DOWSER
(highly excited)
Got there!
DOWSER points to TUTTLE's spare part which is hanging out
of the wall attached to rubber tube. SPOOR examines this
closely. SAM watches alarmed. The TWO MEN go into a
mumbling huddle.
SPOOR
Mumble ... mumble ... mumble ...
Tuttle
DOWSER
Mumble ... Tuttle ...
SPOOR
Tuttle! ... mumble!
(to Sam)
You've had that scab Tuttle here,
haven't you?
DOWSER
...aven't you?
SAM
What?
SPOOR
Who fixed your ducts?
DOWSER
...your ducts?
SAM
I fixed it myself.
SPOOR
Oh yeh? Where'd you get this from eh
(he holds up Tuttle's spare
part)
out yer nostril?
DOWSER
...Yer nostril?
SPOOR
Central Services don't take kindly to
sabotage!
DOWSER
...sabotage!
SPOOR and DOWSER and the other workmen gather up their
tools - put them in the bag, grab everything else that
belongs to them and are leaving. SPOOR grabs the form-book
out of SAM's hands, rips out the last page, thrusts that
page at SAM, shoves the book into his bag. The WORKMEN
begin leaving the flat.
SAM
Hang on! Wait a minute! You can't
just go and leave it like this!
SPOOR
(mock innocent)
Why not? All you've got to do is blow
yer nose and fix it, haven't you?
DOWSER
...ven't you?
SPOOR
(leaving)
You're putting your talents to very
odd use Mr Lowry - yes, odd use - to
pit wits against Central Services -
DOWSER
...sod you, stupid twit.
They go, slamming the door behind hem, leaving SAM in the
ruins of his flat.
SAM stands in the maimed sitting-room. Wall panels are
off. Tubes, ducting wires etc. spill out into the room
like greasy intestines. SAM more or less collapses onto a
couch. He stares at the ceiling. The room is gently
hiccoughing and belching around him. He stares at the
print-out of JILL's face. Slowly it dissolves into the
DREAM GIRL.
51 EXT. CONDUIT FOREST NIGHT 51
DREAM GIRL's face fills screen. The camera pulls back to
reveal that she is separated from us by a tangled forest
of conduit/ducting-like vines. SAM is struggling through
the vines, which grab at him, entwine and entangle him.
Finally bursting free he reaches out for the GIRL hovering
before him, But as he embraces her she dissolves in smoke
and he plummet into a void beneath his feet.
52 EXT. CLOUDS NIGHT 52
CUT to SAM plummeting down through dense clouds, his cape
twisting around him. Somehow he manages to wrestle it
clear of his body. Gripping the corners he whips the cape
up and over his head. The wind catches it and fills it out
until it acts as a parachute slowing SAM's descent.
Suddenly the clouds thin out and SAM can see below him.
53 EXT. STRANGE LANDSCAPE ANTI-DAY 53
SAM is heading down towards a barren landscape. Strange
mounds dot the barrenness - they ooze smoke and the
occasional flame. Near one of the mounds are two long
lines of shrouded FIGURES being forced into two giant
cages, suspended beneath two great misshapen balloons. The
black-robed FORCES OF DARKNESS (FOD) surround the
PRISONERS, relentlessly herding them towards the cages.
The entire scene is strangely coloured by unearthly light.
The sky is blood red and where the sun should be is a
black disc. SAM descends on his cape-parachute.
CUT to PRISONERS in their grey shrouds, shuffling towards
the jaws of the brutal cages. They are defeated,
destroyed, without hope. The FOD prod and whip them
forward. One of the FOD raises his spear to force a
stumbling PRISONER to his feet but stops with the spear
raised above his head. He has seen something. Other FODS
turn to see what it is. CUT to SAM landing on the beach -
a short distance away. The PRISONERS stop and look up. We
see their faces clearly for the first time. One of them is
MRS BUTTLE. Others are PEOPLE SAM saw in the flats, and
the KIDS. SAM recognises them. He is slightly taken aback.
A look of determination crosses his face. He draws the
sword. EVERYONE is frozen in place. SAM starts forward.
But he is stopped by a violent tremor as the earth begins
to tremble and shake. EVERYONE looks terrified. With a
mighty roar a crack opens up in the ground between SAM and
the OTHERS. Brilliant rays of light shaft upwards from the
opening. And then, with a maniacal shriek, the large black
flapping thing shoots out of the crevasse and streaks high
into the sky. SAM hesitates and turns to look down into
the light. There, under several meters of the earth's
crust are fluffy white clouds darting about in a beautiful
blue sky. SAM is delighted but as he looks up he is frozen
in his tracks by an enormous FIGURE that straddles the
crevasse. This terrifying CREATURE stands over 12 feet
high. He is encased in a frightening concoction of ancient
Japanese armour which seems on closer examination to he
made of computer parts. His face is hidden behind a
horrific steel mask. It is the GIANT SAMURAI WARRIOR that
was pushing the drawer closed in the Storeroom Of
Knowledge. In his hand is an evil-looking spear. SAM is
unsure which way to turn. The GREY PRISONERS are being
loaded into the cages with more speed. He turns to face
the GIANT WARRIOR. As SAM steps forward the GIANT stands
ominously still. Then very slowly he raises his spear in
an almost religious gesture. POOF! He vanishes. As he does
the light from the day is cut off. Looking down, SAM sees
that he crevasse has vanished as well. Maniacal laughter
from the flapping black thing makes SAM look up to see the
ballooned cage packed with GREY PRISONERS rise up from the
ground and begin to float away escorted by the Black
flapping Thing. SAM rushes after it grabbing one of the
trailing ropes. But as he is hoisted into the air it is
severed by the FODS. He tumbles to the ground. Looking
around he sees that, for some reason, the second ballooned
cage is still tethered nearby. SAM rushes over to it and
begins chopping the tethers away.
The cage bobbles ungainlily as SAM cuts the last
restraining rope. Grabbing hold he is pulled upwards, but
before he can reach the cage something clutches his leg
halting his progress. As he struggles his other leg is
caught. He is being pulled back by two giant hands.
Looking down he can see that from the top of one of the
smoking mounds a head and two giant arms protrude. The
face looks like MR KURTZMAN. SAM desperately clings on to
the rope as he struggles with the restraining hands.
MR KURTZMAN OF THE MOUND
Don't go! It's a trap! She's not what
she seems.
SAM kicks and strains but the hands hold firm.
54 INT. SAM'S FLAT NIGHT 54
SAM wakes up. His feet are entangled in some wiring and
ducting. He is still in his devastated sitting room. As he
untangles himself the door bell rings. It takes a moment
for SAM to recognise it as the door bell. Annoyed and
still disturbed by the dream he gets up and goes to the
door. He opens it. In bursts a GIRL dressed in a silly
bell-boy costume with lots of glitter, net stockings and
big-bowed tap dancing shoes. She launches into a terrible
song and dance routine.
GIRL (singing)
Mrs Ida Lowry requests the pleasure
of your companyyyy
at her apartment tonight,
from eight thirtyyyy
midnight
to celebrate the completion
of her recent cosmetic surgeryyyy
The guest of honour will be
Mr Conrad Helpmann,
Dep. Under Minister of State
for Public Information,
R.S.V.P. by singing telegram.
SAM and the GIRL stand looking at each other uneasily for
a moment.
SAM
Er ... Thanks ...
GIRL
It's reply paid.
SAM
Oh ...
(he sings uncertainly)
Thank you very much, mother, but
actually -
GIRL
You don't have to sing it.
SAM
Oh, right ...
The GIRL begins to dance again - but this time in a rather
strange strangled fashion.
SAM
(he looks at his watch)
Aren't you a bit late? - the party
started half an hour ago.
GIRL
Yes, I know. It's the backlog,
everybody complains. Was it all right
otherwise?
SAM
Yes, it was ... very nice ... thank
you.
GIRL
Do you mind if I use your bathroom?
55 INT. MOTHER' S CORRIDOR NIGHT 55
SAM rings the doorbell to his mother's flat. He is
wearing. an unstylish tuxedo and bow tie - obviously his
only dress outfit. The door is opened by a LIVERIED FLUNKY
who's about to speak when an attractive 40-year old
woman's face appears over his shoulder and addresses SAM
over the threshold.
WOMAN
Sam, I'm so glad you came. Do come
in.
56 INT. MOTHER'S FLAT NIGHT 56
SAM steps inside, where the flunky proceeds to search him.
The place is full of sleek people - smartly but less
formally dresses than SAM. It is an elegant baroque room -
lavishly appointed but still violated by the ubiquitous
Central Service ducts that thrust through antique
tapestries and gilt mirrors with little regard for
aesthetics or the interior decorator's feelings.
SAM
(bewildered)
Mother? Is that you?
MOTHER
(taking his arm - looking
slightly askance at his
clothes)
Of course. Isn't it wonderful? The
bandages came of this afternoon. Come
and join the fun. Everybody's here.
SAM
Is Mr Helpmann here?
MOTHER
Yes he is - he wants to talk to you.
SAM
I want to talk to him.
SAM pushes away the FLUNKY who is by now passing a metal
detector over him.
MOTHER
It seems you're the first person ever
to turn down a promotion. He thinks
you should see a doctor.
SAM
Actually, I've decided ...
DR JAFFE hoves into view.
MOTHER
Oh, Louis! You know Sam.
DR JAFFE is no longer suave. He has been transformed by
drink and success. Mostly by drink.
DR JAFFE
(as high as a kite)
Can you believe it?! Just me and my
little knife! Snip - snip - slice -
slice - Can you believe it?
SAM
(repelled)
Congratulations ...
DR JAFFE
And this is just the beginning!!
SAM
Really?
DR JAFFE
Chirst yes, you've seen her with her
clothes off. Faces are a doddle
compared to tits and arse.
(explains)
No hairline.
MOTHER
(primly)
Really, Louis.
A handsome young piece of BEEFCAKE delivers a drink to
MOTHER.
BEEFCAKE
I've been looking everywhere for you,
Ida.
The BEEFCAKE takes MOTHER away.
DR JAFFE
Ah, dear boy ... And what do you
think of your mother now?
VOICE (off camera)
It will never last.
SAM and DR JAFFE turn to see who is speaking. It is DR
CHAPMAN a tall, pipe-smoking, professional-looking gent.
DR JAFFE
(a trifle haughtily)
Excuse me, Dr Chapman, did you say
something?
DR CHAPMAN
That technique ... I've tried it. A
nice effect. But highly unstable. In
six months she'll look like Grandma
Moses.
SAM wishing to escape from this bitchery turns away but
suddenly freezes - the reflection in the large wall mirror
next to him is not that of the party guests - but of the
GREY PRISONERS in his dream - they are massed in the room
looking pleadingly towards him.
DR JAFFE
(unsuave again)
Now see here, Chapman. At least mine
don't look like they've been mugged.
Through the GREY PRISONERS pushes MRS TERRAIN.
MRS TERRAIN
(calls)
Sam!
SAM turns around to see her pushing through the party
guests.
MRS TERRAIN is limping and is even more heavily swathed in
bandages than the last time.
DR CHAPMAN hastily moves away as MRS TERRAIN comes up. She
claims SAM, taking his arm.
SAM
(looking at her worriedly)
Whatever happened to you?
MRS TERRAIN
There was a slight complication. Dr.
Chapman says it often happens with a
delicate skin like mine. Nothing to
worry about. He's promised me I'll
have these bandages off in a ...
SAM
(trying to disengage)
Actually, there's someone I want to
meet ...
MRS TERRAIN
(roguishly)
I know, I know ...!
She drags SAM through the party and we arrive at her
daughter, SHIRLEY, who is, of course, a wallflower.
MRS TERRAIN
Here we are! I'm going to leave you
two lovebirds in peace.
SAM
I ... uh ...
But he is alone with SHIRLEY, standing at the entrance to
his MOTHER's embarrassingly rampant boudoir style bedroom.
In amongst the diaphanous curtains enclosing the bed
MOTHER is playing hide and seek with a YOUNG STUD.
SAM
Can I get you a drink, Shirley?
SHIRLEY looks at him terrified.
SAM
Look ... Shirley ... your mother ...
and my mother ... they seem to have
got the idea ... I mean, I'm terribly
flattered, of course, but, um, the
thing is, I don't want you to be
under any false ...
SHIRLEY
{struggling into speech
shyly)
It's ... it's ... all right ... I
don't like you either ...
This isn't what SAM expected. He smiles weakly at her.
VOICE (off camera)
Sam!
SAM turns round, to see JACK LINT a few paces away.
SAM
Hello, Jack!
JACK
You remember Alison?
He indicates his cute blonde perfect junior executive's
WIFE
SAM
Hello, Alison. You look different.
ALISON
Well, I'm two years older.
JACK
And she's been to Dr. Jaffe!
ALISON locks displeased.
JACK
{winking at Sam)
She doesn't like me telling anyone
but she's pleased as anything really.
SAM
Er, I knew you looked different.
JACK
Remember how they used to stick out?
SAM
What? - Oh, yes - vividly. I used to
wonder if they were real.
ALISON
What, my ears?
SAM
Your ears?
JACK
Dr. Jaffe has pinned her ears back.
SAM
(covering up hopelessly)
Quite, absolutely - I always thought
they were false.
JACK
(looking past Sam)
Mr Helpmann!
SAM spins round and sees a very pleasant-looking
distinguished OLD MAN moving in their direction. He is in
a wheelchair.
HELPMANN
Hello, Jack.
JACK
You remember my wife ... Alis -
HELPMANN
Of course. Barbara isn't it? How are
you?
ALISON
Um ...
JACK
(instantly. Conveying to
Alison that she mustn't
object)
Barbara's very well, thank you, sir.
How are you?
HELPMANN
Fine, thank you. Hello, Sam. Ida said
you might be here. Have you got a
minute?
(to Jack)
Would you excuse us?
JACK is taken aback, envious and eager to please.
JACK
Of course .... of course ... Come on
Alison - Barbara
JACK propels his WIFE away.
HELPMANN I need your help, Sam.
57 INT. BATHROOM NIGHT 57
It's the sort of bathroom you would expect of MOTHER, an
adjunct to her boudoir. The pink or purple lavatory is in
the process of flushing, while SAM holds MR HELPMANN
vertical, grasping him under the armpits, while MR
HELPMANN is zipping his fly.
HELPMANN
Thanks very much Sam.
SAM