====== Ze Frenchies ======
  * Minions of the [[Evil Warlock]], belligerent and prone to violence, these handsome yet murderous young blond bastards are immune both to [[Mystery#Albert Zeitberg|his Lordship's]] natural aura of command, due to their continental nature, and to [[Mystery#Connie McMillan|Connie's]] feminine wiles, because they also share that other well known continental penchant. Therefore, there is no recourse but to resolve their interference with the utmost non-non-violence.
  * Most striking feature of the evil Frenchies (besides their //atrocious// accent) is that they all look very similar to each other. As if they were twins (or triplets, or quintiplets...), or clones
    * Or a single time traveler
  * Drive around in a antique American green flatbed truck {{:40fordfltbd_green.jpg|our car iz big and green, our car goez far, in ze morning it drivez in the evening it returnz, bringz it from tnuva ze milk and ze eggz}}
  *Very good at disappearing.
  * First Frenchie encountered at Evil Warlock's [[Real Estate|place]] on 23 Mirkwood rd.
  * Second quickly followed
  * Third was encountered in Bristol, right after [[Cynthia]] took off
  * A fourth was glimpsed around the London Eye
===== Next time we should scan them and find out exactly what the fuck they are =====