34 years old, geek.

Librarian; actually, database system admin at the New York Public Library, working mostly night shifts.

His hobbies include dicking around on the Internet.

Probably has a cat.

Lives above (or below) Voltaire.

Suspects his subconscious is trying to kill people.

"The upstairs neighbour was thinking too loud one night. I think I killed him by tapping on the ceiling until he got a heart attack". 

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