====== Trains ======
{{:oxfordfront.jpg?400|69 minutes from London}}{{:choochoo.jpg?470|125 years from London}}
  - [[Mystery#Thomas Havers]] missed a train, only to find that it apparently skipped over him, and - with all the passengers and their timepieces - over 23 minutes
  - A similar incident back in 1883 was reported in the diary of ancient British spotter, Sir John Gretton
    - While the unconscious [[Mystery#Connie McMillan]] was being kidnapped from the Oxford railway station by a [[Frenchies|crazy, knife wielding TZAFRATUKI]], said 1883 steam locomotive was seen and photographed entering the station
    - [[Mike]], the drug-dealing-secret-agent street poet, saw the Gretton train being polished and prepared on [[Other Side|the Other Side]], but alas, he still didn't tell anyone about it
    - Recently, the same train was seen crashing through the London Eye like a clown out of a hoop