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| - | ====== Robert "Bubba" Thacher ====== | + | ====== Robert "Bubba" Thatcher ====== |
| - | An older souther gentleman / mad scientist. | + | {{southern_gentlreman_spencer_django_8158.jpg?400 |Back when he was a kid}} |
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| + | An older southern gentleman / mad scientist. | ||
| Approaching 60, but looks older (bourbon, cigars and paranoia take their toll). During most of the 80's he worked for the Botha regime in South Africa, trying to get them out of the financial shit they were in through an "ultra green revolution", increasing agricultural yield to insane levels (which involved hyper-photosynthesis and black plants with black leaves and black appetites and all sorts of cool shit). | Approaching 60, but looks older (bourbon, cigars and paranoia take their toll). During most of the 80's he worked for the Botha regime in South Africa, trying to get them out of the financial shit they were in through an "ultra green revolution", increasing agricultural yield to insane levels (which involved hyper-photosynthesis and black plants with black leaves and black appetites and all sorts of cool shit). | ||
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| It was towards the end of that glorious era that he met, befriended and eventually mentored the brilliant and young Dr. Jenkins, M.J.'s father. | It was towards the end of that glorious era that he met, befriended and eventually mentored the brilliant and young Dr. Jenkins, M.J.'s father. | ||
| - | When [[Darkleaf]] project went belly up along with the apartheid, Bubba moved back to the States, where he spent a few years figuring out he doesn't get along with brain-dead academics or narrow-minded CEOs. He thought he had found salvation during the 90's, as he went through a chain of enthusiastic entrepreneurs and megalomanic startups. | + | When [[Darkleaf project|Darkleaf]] project went belly up along with the apartheid, Bubba moved back to the States, where he spent a few years figuring out he doesn't get along with brain-dead academics or narrow-minded CEOs. He thought he had found salvation during the 90's, as he went through a chain of enthusiastic entrepreneurs and megalomanic startups. |
| It was towards the end of that glorious era that he met, befriended and eventually impregnated his brilliant and young lab assistant (this immediately raises questions: did he also shtup Dr. Jenkins? Is he really M.J.'s father, while his supposed father is in fact his mother? It's all a cookie away...), a teen prodigy of the negroid persuasion. Instead of destroying both their careers, Bubba took care of things, arranging for a quick embryo harvest. Maybe it was the closest thing to an abortion they had on campus, but more likely it was the old paternal instinct, combined with availability and masked as hubric pride over one's DNA. | It was towards the end of that glorious era that he met, befriended and eventually impregnated his brilliant and young lab assistant (this immediately raises questions: did he also shtup Dr. Jenkins? Is he really M.J.'s father, while his supposed father is in fact his mother? It's all a cookie away...), a teen prodigy of the negroid persuasion. Instead of destroying both their careers, Bubba took care of things, arranging for a quick embryo harvest. Maybe it was the closest thing to an abortion they had on campus, but more likely it was the old paternal instinct, combined with availability and masked as hubric pride over one's DNA. | ||
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