couchpotatoes:bubba
Differences
This shows you the differences between two versions of the page.
| Both sides previous revision Previous revision Next revision | Previous revision | ||
|
couchpotatoes:bubba [2016/02/24 21:22] dotan |
couchpotatoes:bubba [2016/03/02 09:41] (current) dm Spaces are for the weak! |
||
|---|---|---|---|
| Line 9: | Line 9: | ||
| It was towards the end of that glorious era that he met, befriended and eventually mentored the brilliant and young Dr. Jenkins, M.J.'s father. | It was towards the end of that glorious era that he met, befriended and eventually mentored the brilliant and young Dr. Jenkins, M.J.'s father. | ||
| - | When [[Darkleaf]] project went belly up along with the apartheid, Bubba moved back to the States, where he spent a few years figuring out he doesn't get along with brain-dead academics or narrow-minded CEOs. He thought he had found salvation during the 90's, as he went through a chain of enthusiastic entrepreneurs and megalomanic startups. | + | When [[Darkleaf project|Darkleaf]] project went belly up along with the apartheid, Bubba moved back to the States, where he spent a few years figuring out he doesn't get along with brain-dead academics or narrow-minded CEOs. He thought he had found salvation during the 90's, as he went through a chain of enthusiastic entrepreneurs and megalomanic startups. |
| It was towards the end of that glorious era that he met, befriended and eventually impregnated his brilliant and young lab assistant (this immediately raises questions: did he also shtup Dr. Jenkins? Is he really M.J.'s father, while his supposed father is in fact his mother? It's all a cookie away...), a teen prodigy of the negroid persuasion. Instead of destroying both their careers, Bubba took care of things, arranging for a quick embryo harvest. Maybe it was the closest thing to an abortion they had on campus, but more likely it was the old paternal instinct, combined with availability and masked as hubric pride over one's DNA. | It was towards the end of that glorious era that he met, befriended and eventually impregnated his brilliant and young lab assistant (this immediately raises questions: did he also shtup Dr. Jenkins? Is he really M.J.'s father, while his supposed father is in fact his mother? It's all a cookie away...), a teen prodigy of the negroid persuasion. Instead of destroying both their careers, Bubba took care of things, arranging for a quick embryo harvest. Maybe it was the closest thing to an abortion they had on campus, but more likely it was the old paternal instinct, combined with availability and masked as hubric pride over one's DNA. | ||
| Line 23: | Line 23: | ||
| For a while Bubba tried to rectify this situation peacefully, by talking to wide eyed entrepreneurs, convincing them to pivot into the security business (guard chicken!) and buying off his girls from the C.I.A. (important research!), but the more things progressed, and especially when [[Slade Industries]] (which he royally fucked back in his South African days) became involved, he realized it's time for an exit strategy. | For a while Bubba tried to rectify this situation peacefully, by talking to wide eyed entrepreneurs, convincing them to pivot into the security business (guard chicken!) and buying off his girls from the C.I.A. (important research!), but the more things progressed, and especially when [[Slade Industries]] (which he royally fucked back in his South African days) became involved, he realized it's time for an exit strategy. | ||
| - | With the girls help he caused a terrible accident at the facility, faking both their deaths and taking them along with himself off the grid. They roamed for a while, then settled in back at the (now deserted) facility. They brew their own sine qua non treatment and their own moonshine and they do genetic experiments on chicken. Up until now they have been rather happy. | + | With the girls help he caused a terrible accident at the facility, faking both their deaths and taking them along with himself off the grid. They roamed for a while, then settled in back at the (now deserted) facility. They brew their own Sinequanon treatment and their own moonshine and they do genetic experiments on chicken. Up until now they have been rather happy. |
couchpotatoes/bubba.1456341742.txt.gz ยท Last modified: 2016/02/24 21:22 by dotan
Page Tools
Except where otherwise noted, content on this wiki is licensed under the following license: CC0 1.0 Universal
