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| ===== Murder at the Mansion! ===== | ===== Murder at the Mansion! ===== | ||
| - | Waking up, Smith relieves Dave and Ursula who - being such devoted friends - have been driving and guarding, respectively, for 12 hours straight, without as much as a toilet break. The soiled couple collapse on a bed while Smith parks the RV at a camping site and proceeds to take a shower. | + | Waking up, Smith relieves Dave and Ursula who - being such devoted friends - have been driving and guarding, respectively, for 9 hours straight, without as much as a toilet break. The soiled couple collapse on a bed while Smith parks the RV at a camping site and proceeds to take a shower. |
| Magenta, now sporting her grave hair (something she usually avoids), goes outside to connect the RV to the local water pipe and have an important phone conversation with O'Hara, who informs Magenta that [[Sisko]] has been murdered and that the Malkavians claim to have proof that Smith is responsible. He demands that the two get to [[New York|NYC]] immediately, strongly advising Magenta to preemptively [[Torpor|stake]] Smith. | Magenta, now sporting her grave hair (something she usually avoids), goes outside to connect the RV to the local water pipe and have an important phone conversation with O'Hara, who informs Magenta that [[Sisko]] has been murdered and that the Malkavians claim to have proof that Smith is responsible. He demands that the two get to [[New York|NYC]] immediately, strongly advising Magenta to preemptively [[Torpor|stake]] Smith. | ||
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| Magenta, deeply disturbed, takes her own shower while leaving her new cell-phone on the dashboard so Smith can inspect the calls log, which he promptly does. The Cat, attempting some novel form of communication, brings Smith a dead mouse, which Smith bemusedly drinks. Seeing how his gestures fall on deaf ears, the cat drags the depleted rodent and presents it to the showering and bewildered Magenta. As if she does not have enough on her shoulders. | Magenta, deeply disturbed, takes her own shower while leaving her new cell-phone on the dashboard so Smith can inspect the calls log, which he promptly does. The Cat, attempting some novel form of communication, brings Smith a dead mouse, which Smith bemusedly drinks. Seeing how his gestures fall on deaf ears, the cat drags the depleted rodent and presents it to the showering and bewildered Magenta. As if she does not have enough on her shoulders. | ||
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| ===== God's Gift ===== | ===== God's Gift ===== | ||
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| After boarding, the plane is delayed, and a huge air-marshal comes aboard, sitting himself on the seemingly empty seat next to Smith and Jones. Smith complains to the stewardess, but the marshal sudos her away with his badge. Smith views this as a violation of his copyright and tries to [[Dominate]] the intruder, who turns out to be a werewolf and therefore way more resilient that Smith expected. A psychic battle ensues - the staring of eyes, the gnashing of fangs - till, finally, Smith sends the marshal spiraling into self-pity, and even to a secluded seat, the better to feel sorry for himself. | After boarding, the plane is delayed, and a huge air-marshal comes aboard, sitting himself on the seemingly empty seat next to Smith and Jones. Smith complains to the stewardess, but the marshal sudos her away with his badge. Smith views this as a violation of his copyright and tries to [[Dominate]] the intruder, who turns out to be a werewolf and therefore way more resilient that Smith expected. A psychic battle ensues - the staring of eyes, the gnashing of fangs - till, finally, Smith sends the marshal spiraling into self-pity, and even to a secluded seat, the better to feel sorry for himself. | ||
| - | Unbeknowest to the duo, the Cat joins the marshal, now known as Theodore the Black Spiral Dancer, in his seclusion and takes a sample of his blood. Happy with this new addition, the Cat goes for a stroll across the plane manifesting his new power: becoming visible and audible in front of [[wiki>Ailurophobia|ailurophobic]] stewardesses. | + | Unbeknowest to the duo, the Cat joins the marshal, now known as [[Theodore]] the Black Spiral Dancer, in his seclusion and takes a sample of his blood. Happy with this new addition, the Cat goes for a stroll across the plane manifesting his new power: becoming visible and audible in front of [[wiki>Ailurophobia|ailurophobic]] stewardesses. |
| Eventually Smith takes pity on the pitiful Ted and makes him his pal. The Cat is much alarmed by this, as is Magenta, who likens Ted unto a rabid tiger leashed on a piece of string. Smith, however, is complacent, and argues that they could use the muscle. Theodore is so happy with this new nomination he quickly sends a message from his phone, summoning some of his Chicago buddies to welcome him and his new pals at the airport. | Eventually Smith takes pity on the pitiful Ted and makes him his pal. The Cat is much alarmed by this, as is Magenta, who likens Ted unto a rabid tiger leashed on a piece of string. Smith, however, is complacent, and argues that they could use the muscle. Theodore is so happy with this new nomination he quickly sends a message from his phone, summoning some of his Chicago buddies to welcome him and his new pals at the airport. | ||
| This explains why, when stepping out of the terminal with Theodore, Smith and Jones are greeted by eight of Teddy's best pals subsumed in a black stretch-limo. One of them comes up to Smith, takes a long sniff around and asks in an uncouth tone of voice: "What are you, Dinner?" | This explains why, when stepping out of the terminal with Theodore, Smith and Jones are greeted by eight of Teddy's best pals subsumed in a black stretch-limo. One of them comes up to Smith, takes a long sniff around and asks in an uncouth tone of voice: "What are you, Dinner?" | ||
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| + | ===== Leakage ===== | ||
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| + | <sub> | ||
| + | __LAX to O'Hare/The Academy Is...__\\ | ||
| + | \\ | ||
| + | [[Session IV#god_s_gift|It was a plane ride from LAX to O'Hare]],\\ | ||
| + | and what happened next was **a series of unfortunate events**.\\ | ||
| + | (Please stay tuned for what happened next...)\\ | ||
| + | [[Session V#sorry_ari|The life I breathe for you gives to me new wounds]]\\ | ||
| + | Well to patch and dress as I reflect on what else I could give you.\\ | ||
| + | \\ | ||
| + | Maybe I should blindly throw my faith\\ | ||
| + | into the next thing that comes my way\\ | ||
| + | Standing at the back door with [[Magenta Jones|the life that she left behind]].\\ | ||
| + | Are we all the same behind the frame\\ | ||
| + | Beneath the glass and [[Home|fake last names]]?\\ | ||
| + | **I've been waiting far too long to feel the sun on my back**.\\ | ||
| + | \\ | ||
| + | It was a [[Session III#kabluey|big bang]]\\ | ||
| + | and a bright white light from no where.\\ | ||
| + | It turned my coach class window to\\ | ||
| + | A first class seat on the evening news, on NBC.\\ | ||
| + | [[Jeremy Piven|The life I gave for you is yours]]\\ | ||
| + | So keep it, you oughtta keep it.\\ | ||
| + | If I had one last chance to take it all back\\ | ||
| + | You know I'd take take take you.\\ | ||
| + | \\ | ||
| + | "Apologies are all we'll ever be," she said.\\ | ||
| + | Standing on the stairs\\ | ||
| + | Looking back, looking hard at me.\\ | ||
| + | "Well, life is long for those who have to wait," I said.\\ | ||
| + | **It's the choice I had to make**.\\ | ||
| + | **The choice I had to make**.\\ | ||
| + | **It's the choice I had to**...\\ | ||
| + | </sub> | ||
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