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smith_and_jones:session_iv [2007/11/30 21:04]
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 ===== Murder at the Mansion! ===== ===== Murder at the Mansion! =====
-Waking up (Magenta with her grave hair)they have Dave Ursula ​go to sleep after Dave has been driving for 12 hours. Oh what devoted friendThey park the RV in an camping ​park, where Smith showers while Magenta has phone conversation with O'Hara.+Waking up, Smith relieves ​Dave and Ursula ​who - being such devoted friends - have been driving ​and guarding, respectively, ​for hours straight, without as much as toilet breakThe soiled couple collapse on a bed while Smith parks the RV at a camping ​site and proceeds to take shower.
-In the shower, Smith bonds with the [[Cat]], claiming ​to forget the details of his encounter with the fairies.+Magenta, now sporting her grave hair (something she usually avoids), goes outside to connect ​the RV to the local water pipe and have an important phone conversation with O'Harawho informs Magenta that [[Sisko]] has been murdered and that the Malkavians claim to have proof that Smith is responsible. He demands that the two get to [[New York|NYC]] immediatelystrongly advising Magenta ​to preemptively [[Torpor|stake]] Smith.
-Smith wears Dave's clothesmuch to Smith's dismay. O'Hara tells Magenta that Sisko has been murdered, and the Malkavians claim they have proof that Smith is responsible. Therefore they should get to [[New York|NYC]] immediatelyWhen Magenta showersshe leaves her cellphone, and Smith checks who she talked ​to. The Cat brings ​Smith a mousewhich he bemusedly drinks.+In the shower, Smith bonds with [[the Cat|the Cat]]. They discuss the conversation with the Fairythe details of which Smith claims ​to have totally forgotten and the Cat refuses to uselessly repeat - assuming ​Smith will only forget it again. Smith exits the shower and puts on Dave's clothesmuch to his own dismay.
-They get to LAXafter parting with Dave & Ursula. +Magentadeeply disturbedtakes her own shower while leaving her new cell-phone ​on the dashboard so Smith can inspect the calls log, which he promptly does. The Cat, attempting some novel form of communication,​ brings Smith a dead mouse, which Smith bemusedly drinksSeeing how his gestures fall on deaf ears, the cat drags the depleted rodent and presents it to the showering and bewildered Magenta. As if she does not have enough on her shoulders.
-After arguing while shopping for proper clothesand feeding ​on the ample bounties ​of LA's airport "​food"​Magenta bought herself an 80s purse. Scary. They board on the first plane to Chicago, while taking 3 seats (one for the Cat, obviously).+
-After boarding, the plane is delayed, and a huge air-marshal comes aboard, sitting himself on the seemingly empty seat next to Smith and Jones. After trying to use the proper channels to move the Marshal away (the marshal brushes this off), and having a seemingly psychic-battle with him,  
-Smith uses his DOMINATE-THIS on the Marshal, sending him to spiraling self-pity and moving to a far seat, to feel sorry for himself. 
-Unbeknowest to the duo, the Cat took blood sample from the Marshal, now known as Theodore the Black Spiral Dancer. Also it manifests to assorted cat-phobic stewardesses and passengers.+===== God's Gift =====
-Smith takes pity on the pitiful Tedand makes him his pal. The Cat is much alarmed by this. Magenta ​also, and she tells Smith that Ted is like a rabid tiger leashed ​on a piece of stringand that they should get rid of him. Smith, however, is complacent, and argues that they could use the muscle.+Finally our heroes arrive at LAX and part with the sleepy Dave & Ursula. They feed on the ample bounties of LA's airport "​food"​purchase real clothes (along with a scary 80's purse for Magenta, ​camouflaging the [[His Brother'​s Knife|magical knife]]) ​and argue whether to go back to NYC or continue to Illinois. Eventually they take three seats on board the first plane to Chicago (one seat for the Catobviously)but not before Magenta excuses herself ​and sends a detailed update ax to Miles - in code.
-Theodore manages ​to turn on his phone and send a message ​to his buddies to summon ​welcoming committee.+After boarding, the plane is delayed, and a huge air-marshal comes aboard, sitting himself on the seemingly empty seat next to Smith and Jones. Smith complains to the stewardess, but the marshal sudos her away with his badge. Smith views this as a violation of his copyright and tries to [[Dominate]] the intruder, who turns out to be a werewolf and therefore way more resilient that Smith expected. A psychic battle ensues - the staring of eyes, the gnashing of fangs - till, finally, Smith sends the marshal spiraling into self-pity, and even to a secluded seat, the better to feel sorry for himself. 
 +Unbeknowest to the duo, the Cat joins the marshal, now known as [[Theodore]] the Black Spiral Dancer, in his seclusion and takes a sample of his blood. Happy with this new addition, the Cat goes for a stroll across the plane manifesting his new power: becoming visible and audible in front of [[wiki>​Ailurophobia|ailurophobic]] stewardesses. 
 +Eventually Smith takes pity on the pitiful Ted and makes him his pal. The Cat is much alarmed by this, as is Magenta, who likens Ted unto a rabid tiger leashed on a piece of string. Smith, however, is complacent, ​and argues that they could use the muscle. Theodore is so happy with this new nomination he quickly sends a message ​from his phone, summoning some of his Chicago ​buddies to welcome him and his new pals at the airport. 
 +This explains why, when stepping out of the terminal with Theodore, Smith and Jones are greeted by eight of Teddy'​s best pals subsumed in black stretch-limo. One of them comes up to Smith, takes a long sniff around and asks in an uncouth tone of voice: "What are you, Dinner?"​ 
 +===== Leakage ===== 
 +__LAX to O'​Hare/​The Academy Is...__\\ 
 +[[Session IV#​god_s_gift|It was a plane ride from LAX to O'​Hare]],​\\ 
 +and what happened next was **a series of unfortunate events**.\\ 
 +(Please stay tuned for what happened next...)\\ 
 +[[Session V#​sorry_ari|The life I breathe for you gives to me new wounds]]\\ 
 +Well to patch and dress as I reflect on what else I could give you.\\ 
 +Maybe I should blindly throw my faith\\ 
 +into the next thing that comes my way\\ 
 +Standing at the back door with [[Magenta Jones|the life that she left behind]].\\ 
 +Are we all the same behind the frame\\ 
 +Beneath the glass and [[Home|fake last names]]?​\\ 
 +**I've been waiting far too long to feel the sun on my back**.\\ 
 +It was a [[Session III#​kabluey|big bang]]\\ 
 +and a bright white light from no where.\\ 
 +It turned my coach class window to\\ 
 +A first class seat on the evening news, on NBC.\\ 
 +[[Jeremy Piven|The life I gave for you is yours]]\\ 
 +So keep it, you oughtta keep it.\\ 
 +If I had one last chance to take it all back\\ 
 +You know I'd take take take you.\\ 
 +"​Apologies are all we'll ever be," she said.\\ 
 +Standing on the stairs\\ 
 +Looking back, looking hard at me.\\ 
 +"Well, life is long for those who have to wait," I said.\\ 
 +**It's the choice I had to make**.\\ 
 +**The choice I had to make**.\\ 
 +**It's the choice I had to**...\\ 
-Stepping out of the terminal with Theodore, Smith and Jones are greeted by a long black limo and eight of Teddy'​s best pals. One of them comes up to Smith and asks in an uncouth tone of voice: "What are you, Dinner?"​ 
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