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<h2>What started out as Gerold and Adranna fluffs & scraps and ended up being a rather sketchy general summery</h2> | <h2>What started out as Gerold and Adranna fluffs & scraps and ended up being a rather sketchy general summery</h2> | ||
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<b>Party</b>: We need to choose sides. There's Robb Stark's, the Lannisters and Stannis Baratheon. <br> | <b>Party</b>: We need to choose sides. There's Robb Stark's, the Lannisters and Stannis Baratheon. <br> | ||
- | <b>Gerold</b>: We need to tell daddy about this. Because we love daddy so much. He's in Dragonstone with Stannis, so we can talk to him via Adranna-Skype.<br> | + | <b>Gerold</b>: We need to tell daddy about this (because we love daddy so much). He's in Dragonstone with Stannis, so we can call him via Adranna-Skype.<br> |
- | <b>Ranna</b>: Coo. | + | |
<p>[They try several times and find magical flames blocking the mental way to Dragonstone, and are subtly hinted that said flames have something to do with one R'hllor]<br> | <p>[They try several times and find magical flames blocking the mental way to Dragonstone, and are subtly hinted that said flames have something to do with one R'hllor]<br> | ||
<b>Ranna</b>: I think if we all try together we might have a better chance. <br> | <b>Ranna</b>: I think if we all try together we might have a better chance. <br> | ||
- | [They try, fail again, and end up with Gerold and Ranna somehow tricking said fire and actually manage to have words with lord Justine.]<br> | + | [They try, fail again, and end up with Gerold and Ranna both occupying the same body and tricking the fire to actually allow them a few words with lord Justine.]<br> |
- | <b>Party</b>: Coo. Now let's go down to the bottom-most of those three forts whose names we always mix on the way to the Eyrie and have that tournament in the late king's honour.<br> | + | <b>Justine:</b> I like your eyes, son.<br> |
+ | <b>Gerold:</b> Better than yours.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Ranna:</b> [takes over mouth] stfu, Gerold. <br> | ||
+ | <b>Party</b>: Coo. Now let's go down to the bottom-most of those three forts whose names we always mix on the way to the Eyrie and finally have that tournament in the late king's honour.<br> | ||
<b>Bronze Yohn</b>: Ah, sorry to snow on your parade, guys, but Eddard Stark's just been executed.<br> | <b>Bronze Yohn</b>: Ah, sorry to snow on your parade, guys, but Eddard Stark's just been executed.<br> | ||
- | <b>Party</b>:Crap. That means we can't dilly dally with choosing sides anymore.<br> | + | <b>Party</b>: Crap. That means we can't dilly dally with choosing sides anymore.<br> |
<b>Aya</b>: I'm bored. Where's the action scene?<br> | <b>Aya</b>: I'm bored. Where's the action scene?<br> | ||
- | <b>GM</b>: Funny you should mention that. You feel Littlefinger's mental presence in the general direction of "heading to the Eyrie and about to fuck up your plans again."<br> | + | <b>GM</b>: [sighs] Oh, alright then. You feel Littlefinger's mental presence in the general direction of up and-about-to-fuck-your-plans-again.<br> |
- | <b>Party</b>:We intercept. | + | <b>Party</b>: We intercept.<br> |
- | [They do, shoot a sleeping poisoned arrow into Littlefinger and take him back to the I-don't-care-what's-the-real-name-of-this-fort fort for questioning]<br> | + | [They do, shoot a sleeping-poison arrow into Littlefinger and take him back to some random fort for questioning].<br> |
- | <b>Ranna</b>: Right, into his mind I go. [does, and the party taps into the Ranna-Skype line]<br> | + | <b>Ranna</b>: Right, into his mind I go. [does while the party listens in]<br> |
<b>Littlefinger</b>: The force is stronger with me, young Padawan.<br> | <b>Littlefinger</b>: The force is stronger with me, young Padawan.<br> | ||
- | <b>Ranna</b>: Lolz, n00b.[punches his mind]<br> | + | <b>Ranna</b>: lol, n00b.[punches his mind]<br> |
- | <b>Littlefinger</b>: [parries with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNqVhddnbiQ">Nureyev</a> grace]<br> | + | <b>Littlefinger</b>: [parries with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNqVhddnbiQ">Nureyev</a>esque grace]<br> |
- | <b>Ranna</b>: [Re-evaluates] Ah... right. How about we cut a deal.I'll get out and talk the gang into letting you live so you can tutor me.<br> | + | <b>Ranna</b>: [Re-evaluates] Ah... right. How about we cut a deal. I'll get out and talk the gang into letting you live so you can tutor me.<br> |
- | <b>Littlefinger:</b> Sure. Am keeping a peace of you so I can fuck you up the arse if you try anything though.<br> | + | <b>Littlefinger:</b> Sure. Am keeping a piece of you so I can screw you up if you try anything though.<br> |
- | <b>Ranna:</b> Oh yeah? You fight like a dairy farmer.[leaves] Right, let's kill him.<br> | + | <b>Ranna:</b> Oh yeah? You fight like a dairy farmer.[leaves]<br> |
- | <b>Gerold:</b> No way.<br> | + | <b>Party:</b> wuzzup, Ranna?<br> |
- | <b>Party:</b>stfu, Gerold. [kill Littlefinger]<br> | + | <b>Ranna:</b> Nothing, kill him.<br> |
+ | <b>Gerold:</b> No way!<br> | ||
+ | <b>Everyone:</b> stfu, Gerold. [kill Littlefinger]<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <h3>21-11-09 (session)</h3> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <p>[They kill Littlefinger]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Kara:</b> Whoah, that was good. Dinner now?<br> | ||
+ | <b>Party:</b> Coo.<br> | ||
+ | [Dinner, night, morning, breakfast]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Jon</b>: Oh, pawned, my hawk's just been shot to death. [sulks for rest of session]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Gerold</b>: I think Ranna is Littlefinger. Lock her up.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Kara, Sable & Ranna</b>: wtf?<br> | ||
+ | [Ranna is put in a cell and sulks]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Kara</b>: That's no excuse to miss my wedding tourney. [attends]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Sable</b>: Damn right it isn't. [dances]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Jon</b>: I think it is. [sulks]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Gerold</b>: It is, but I won't. [visits, meets the Smiling Knight and spends the rest of the session hiding his erection about it]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Ranna</b>: I'm not Littlefinger! Let me out!<br> | ||
+ | <b>Gerold</b>: Oh, ok then. But be nice. [lets her]<br> | ||
+ | [Jon wins the tourney, Gerold loses, Kara is crowned queen of cuteness, Sable sleeps with half the women and Kara's husband is accused of rape]<br> | ||
+ | <b>GM</b>: [smacks lips] Yup… I think that's a good day's work.<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <h3>28-11-09 (session)</h3> | ||
+ | <b>Jon & Gerold:</b> We're off to try and recruit The Smiling Knight, who | ||
+ | seems to also be a mage. Toodles.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Ranna</b>: I think Kara, Sable and I need to merge our powers and try to | ||
+ | change Gerold's eyes back.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Kara & Sable</b>: Coo.<br> | ||
+ | [They try and end up tearing Gerold's memories apart or something.]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Ranna</b>: Oops.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Jon</b>: You guys are stupid. Let me show you how it's done.<br> | ||
+ | [He joins forces with them and they fix Gerold, who goes from total | ||
+ | stoicism to a fit of crying]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Party</b>: Ah, that's the Gerold we know. All's good now.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Ranna</b>: Awesome. Oh, btw, I was Littlefinger up until a mintue ago, but | ||
+ | now I'm not. I also killed Jon's hawk.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Party</b>: Oh, ok.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Kara</b>: All these magic experiments get me horny. [goes through the void | ||
+ | to a week and a half ago, pulls out some version of Wylhelm and fucks | ||
+ | it blind]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Jon</b>: You Lynderlies are weird. I'm off to talk to a tree.<br> | ||
+ | [They take a ship, in the middle of the sail on which they find the | ||
+ | white ship that was made of Jon and Ranna in some dream a million | ||
+ | sessions ago]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Jon</b>: Tah awesome. [flies aboard]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Ranna</b>: Oh yeah? [tightropes over] Coming, Kara?<br> | ||
+ | <b>Kara</b> [from within her cabin where she's still having her way with | ||
+ | invisible void-Wylhelm]: Coming! | ||
+ | |||
+ | <h3>05-12-09 (session)</h3> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <b>Ship:</b> Hello, mommy, daddy. Teach me to behave.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Jon:</b> Yay!<br> | ||
+ | <b>Ranna:</b> Le sigh.<br> | ||
+ | [They do as they sail to the Tree In The Middle Of The World, upon | ||
+ | reaching to which they all follow Jon around]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Tree:</b> There's some nature shit which is actually pure revenge | ||
+ | and wishes to stop being revenge and go back to being only rage, which | ||
+ | is shaped like a big black man, and this can be done if you go to a | ||
+ | sentinel tree far beyond the wall and burn it, because said tree is | ||
+ | using dragon magic.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Party:</b> Coo, but we go to Winterfell first. It's on the way, and | ||
+ | besides, since this is all plot, we might as well get done with the | ||
+ | political shit for this session too.<br> | ||
+ | [They go to Winterfell and tell Robb Stark everything about the | ||
+ | incestuous Lannisters, about magic and Stannis and needing to join | ||
+ | forces with the latter.]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Jon:</b> Now I go and fix that tree we burnt last time we were | ||
+ | here.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Sable:</b> I think I'll take a nap.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Gerold & Ranna:</b> We'll go and have kinky sex.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Kara:</b> Way ahead of you, guys. | ||
+ | |||