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 <h2>What started out as Gerold and Adranna fluffs & scraps and ended up being a rather sketchy general summery</h2>
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 <b>Party</b>: We need to choose sides. There's Robb Stark's, the Lannisters and Stannis Baratheon. <br>
 <b>Gerold</b>: We need to tell daddy about this (because we love daddy so much). He's in Dragonstone with Stannis, so we can call him via Adranna-Skype.<br>
-<b>Ranna</b>: Coo.
 <p>[They try several times and find magical flames blocking the mental way to Dragonstone, and are subtly hinted that said flames have something to do with one R'hllor]<br>
 <b>Ranna</b>: I think if we all try together we might have a better chance. <br>
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 <b>Justine:</b> I like your eyes, son.<br>
 <b>Gerold:</b> Better than yours.<br>
-<b>Ranna:</b> [takes over lips] stfu, Gerold. <br>
+<b>Ranna:</b> [takes over mouth] stfu, Gerold. <br>
-<b>Party</b>: Coo. Now let's go down to the bottom-most of those three forts whose names we always mix on the way to the Eyrie and have that tournament in the late king's honour.<br>
+<b>Party</b>: Coo. Now let's go down to the bottom-most of those three forts whose names we always mix on the way to the Eyrie and finally have that tournament in the late king's honour.<br>
 <b>Bronze Yohn</b>: Ah, sorry to snow on your parade, guys, but Eddard Stark's just been executed.<br>
 <b>Party</b>: Crap. That means we can't dilly dally with choosing sides anymore.<br>
 <b>Aya</b>: I'm bored. Where's the action scene?<br>
-<b>GM</b>: Funny you should mention that. You feel Littlefinger's mental presence in the general direction of "heading to the Eyrie and about to fuck up your plans again."<br>
+<b>GM</b>: [sighs] Oh, alright then. You feel Littlefinger's mental presence in the general direction of up and-about-to-fuck-your-plans-again.<br>
-<b>Party</b>:We intercept.
+<b>Party</b>: We intercept.<br>
-[They do, shoot a sleeping poisoned arrow into Littlefinger and take him back to the I-don't-care-what's-the-real-name-of-this-fort fort for questioning]<br>
+[They do, shoot a sleeping-poison arrow into Littlefinger and take him back to some random fort for questioning].<br>
-<b>Ranna</b>: Right, into his mind I go. [does, and the party listens in]<br>
+<b>Ranna</b>: Right, into his mind I go. [does while the party listens in]<br>
 <b>Littlefinger</b>: The force is stronger with me, young Padawan.<br>
-<b>Ranna</b>: Lolz, n00b.[punches his mind]<br>
+<b>Ranna</b>: lol, n00b.[punches his mind]<br>
 <b>Littlefinger</b>: [parries with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNqVhddnbiQ">Nureyev</a>esque grace]<br>
 <b>Ranna</b>: [Re-evaluates] Ah... right. How about we cut a deal. I'll get out and talk the gang into letting you live so you can tutor me.<br>
-<b>Littlefinger:</b> Sure. Am keeping a piece of you so I can fuck you up the arse if you try anything though.<br>
+<b>Littlefinger:</b> Sure. Am keeping a piece of you so I can screw you up if you try anything though.<br>
-<b>Ranna:</b> Oh yeah? You fight like a dairy farmer.[leaves] Right, let's kill him.<br>
+<b>Ranna:</b> Oh yeah? You fight like a dairy farmer.[leaves]<br>
-<b>Gerold:</b> No way.<br>
+<b>Party:</b> wuzzup, Ranna?<br>
-<b>Party:</b> stfu, Gerold. [kill Littlefinger]<br>
+<b>Ranna:</b> Nothing, kill him.<br>
+<b>Gerold:</b> No way!<br>
+<b>Everyone:</b> stfu, Gerold. [kill Littlefinger]<br>
+<h3>21-11-09 (session)</h3>
+<p>[They kill Littlefinger]<br>
+<b>Kara:</b> Whoah, that was good. Dinner now?<br>
+<b>Party:</b> Coo.<br>
+[Dinner, night, morning, breakfast]<br>
+<b>Jon</b>: Oh, pawned, my hawk's just been shot to death. [sulks for rest of session]<br>
+<b>Gerold</b>: I think Ranna is Littlefinger. Lock her up.<br>
+<b>Kara, Sable & Ranna</b>: wtf?<br>
+[Ranna is put in a cell and sulks]<br>
+<b>Kara</b>: That's no excuse to miss my wedding tourney. [attends]<br>
+<b>Sable</b>: Damn right it isn't. [dances]<br>
+<b>Jon</b>: I think it is. [sulks]<br>
+<b>Gerold</b>: It is, but I won't. [visits, meets the Smiling Knight and spends the rest of the session hiding his erection about it]<br>
+<b>Ranna</b>: I'm not Littlefinger! Let me out!<br>
+<b>Gerold</b>: Oh, ok then. But be nice. [lets her]<br>
+[Jon wins the tourney, Gerold loses, Kara is crowned queen of cuteness, Sable sleeps with half the women and Kara's husband is accused of rape]<br>
+<b>GM</b>: [smacks lips] Yup… I think that's a good day's work.<br>
+<h3>28-11-09 (session)</h3>
+<b>Jon & Gerold:</b> We're off to try and recruit The Smiling Knight, who
+seems to also be a mage. Toodles.<br>
+<b>Ranna</b>: I think Kara, Sable and I need to merge our powers and try to
+change Gerold's eyes back.<br>
+<b>Kara & Sable</b>: Coo.<br>
+[They try and end up tearing Gerold's memories apart or something.]<br>
+<b>Ranna</b>: Oops.<br>
+<b>Jon</b>: You guys are stupid. Let me show you how it's done.<br>
+[He joins forces with them and they fix Gerold, who goes from total
+stoicism to a fit of crying]<br>
+<b>Party</b>: Ah, that's the Gerold we know. All's good now.<br>
+<b>Ranna</b>: Awesome. Oh, btw, I was Littlefinger up until a mintue ago, but
+now I'm not. I also killed Jon's hawk.<br>
+<b>Party</b>: Oh, ok.<br>
+<b>Kara</b>: All these magic experiments get me horny. [goes through the void
+to a week and a half ago, pulls out some version of Wylhelm and fucks
+it blind]<br>
+<b>Jon</b>: You Lynderlies are weird. I'm off to talk to a tree.<br>
+[They take a ship, in the middle of the sail on which they find the
+white ship that was made of Jon and Ranna in some dream a million
+sessions ago]<br>
+<b>Jon</b>: Tah awesome. [flies aboard]<br>
+<b>Ranna</b>: Oh yeah? [tightropes over] Coming, Kara?<br>
+<b>Kara</b> [from within her cabin where she's still having her way with
+invisible void-Wylhelm]: Coming!
+<h3>05-12-09 (session)</h3>
+<b>Ship:</b> Hello, mommy, daddy. Teach me to behave.<br>
+<b>Jon:</b> Yay!<br>
+<b>Ranna:</b> Le sigh.<br>
+[They do as they sail to the Tree In The Middle Of The World, upon
+reaching to which they all follow Jon around]<br>
+<b>Tree:</b> There's some nature shit which is actually pure revenge
+and wishes to stop being revenge and go back to being only rage, which
+is shaped like a big black man, and this can be done if you go to a
+sentinel tree far beyond the wall and burn it, because said tree is
+using dragon magic.<br>
+<b>Party:</b> Coo, but we go to Winterfell first. It's on the way, and
+besides, since this is all plot, we might as well get done with the
+political shit for this session too.<br>
+[They go to Winterfell and tell Robb Stark everything about the
+incestuous Lannisters, about magic and Stannis and needing to join
+forces with the latter.]<br>
+<b>Jon:</b> Now I go and fix that tree we burnt last time we were
+here.<br>
+<b>Sable:</b> I think I'll take a nap.<br>
+<b>Gerold & Ranna:</b> We'll go and have kinky sex.<br>
+<b>Kara:</b> Way ahead of you, guys.

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