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<h2>What started out as Gerold and Adranna fluffs & scraps and ended up being a rather sketchy general summery</h2> | <h2>What started out as Gerold and Adranna fluffs & scraps and ended up being a rather sketchy general summery</h2> | ||
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<b>Gerold:</b> No way!<br> | <b>Gerold:</b> No way!<br> | ||
<b>Everyone:</b> stfu, Gerold. [kill Littlefinger]<br> | <b>Everyone:</b> stfu, Gerold. [kill Littlefinger]<br> | ||
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+ | <h3>21-11-09 (session)</h3> | ||
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+ | <p>[They kill Littlefinger]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Kara:</b> Whoah, that was good. Dinner now?<br> | ||
+ | <b>Party:</b> Coo.<br> | ||
+ | [Dinner, night, morning, breakfast]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Jon</b>: Oh, pawned, my hawk's just been shot to death. [sulks for rest of session]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Gerold</b>: I think Ranna is Littlefinger. Lock her up.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Kara, Sable & Ranna</b>: wtf?<br> | ||
+ | [Ranna is put in a cell and sulks]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Kara</b>: That's no excuse to miss my wedding tourney. [attends]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Sable</b>: Damn right it isn't. [dances]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Jon</b>: I think it is. [sulks]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Gerold</b>: It is, but I won't. [visits, meets the Smiling Knight and spends the rest of the session hiding his erection about it]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Ranna</b>: I'm not Littlefinger! Let me out!<br> | ||
+ | <b>Gerold</b>: Oh, ok then. But be nice. [lets her]<br> | ||
+ | [Jon wins the tourney, Gerold loses, Kara is crowned queen of cuteness, Sable sleeps with half the women and Kara's husband is accused of rape]<br> | ||
+ | <b>GM</b>: [smacks lips] Yup… I think that's a good day's work.<br> | ||
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+ | <h3>28-11-09 (session)</h3> | ||
+ | <b>Jon & Gerold:</b> We're off to try and recruit The Smiling Knight, who | ||
+ | seems to also be a mage. Toodles.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Ranna</b>: I think Kara, Sable and I need to merge our powers and try to | ||
+ | change Gerold's eyes back.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Kara & Sable</b>: Coo.<br> | ||
+ | [They try and end up tearing Gerold's memories apart or something.]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Ranna</b>: Oops.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Jon</b>: You guys are stupid. Let me show you how it's done.<br> | ||
+ | [He joins forces with them and they fix Gerold, who goes from total | ||
+ | stoicism to a fit of crying]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Party</b>: Ah, that's the Gerold we know. All's good now.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Ranna</b>: Awesome. Oh, btw, I was Littlefinger up until a mintue ago, but | ||
+ | now I'm not. I also killed Jon's hawk.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Party</b>: Oh, ok.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Kara</b>: All these magic experiments get me horny. [goes through the void | ||
+ | to a week and a half ago, pulls out some version of Wylhelm and fucks | ||
+ | it blind]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Jon</b>: You Lynderlies are weird. I'm off to talk to a tree.<br> | ||
+ | [They take a ship, in the middle of the sail on which they find the | ||
+ | white ship that was made of Jon and Ranna in some dream a million | ||
+ | sessions ago]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Jon</b>: Tah awesome. [flies aboard]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Ranna</b>: Oh yeah? [tightropes over] Coming, Kara?<br> | ||
+ | <b>Kara</b> [from within her cabin where she's still having her way with | ||
+ | invisible void-Wylhelm]: Coming! | ||
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+ | <h3>05-12-09 (session)</h3> | ||
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+ | <b>Ship:</b> Hello, mommy, daddy. Teach me to behave.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Jon:</b> Yay!<br> | ||
+ | <b>Ranna:</b> Le sigh.<br> | ||
+ | [They do as they sail to the Tree In The Middle Of The World, upon | ||
+ | reaching to which they all follow Jon around]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Tree:</b> There's some nature shit which is actually pure revenge | ||
+ | and wishes to stop being revenge and go back to being only rage, which | ||
+ | is shaped like a big black man, and this can be done if you go to a | ||
+ | sentinel tree far beyond the wall and burn it, because said tree is | ||
+ | using dragon magic.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Party:</b> Coo, but we go to Winterfell first. It's on the way, and | ||
+ | besides, since this is all plot, we might as well get done with the | ||
+ | political shit for this session too.<br> | ||
+ | [They go to Winterfell and tell Robb Stark everything about the | ||
+ | incestuous Lannisters, about magic and Stannis and needing to join | ||
+ | forces with the latter.]<br> | ||
+ | <b>Jon:</b> Now I go and fix that tree we burnt last time we were | ||
+ | here.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Sable:</b> I think I'll take a nap.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Gerold & Ranna:</b> We'll go and have kinky sex.<br> | ||
+ | <b>Kara:</b> Way ahead of you, guys. | ||
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