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 <​h2>​What started out as Gerold and Adranna fluffs & scraps and ended up being a rather sketchy general summery</​h2>​ <​h2>​What started out as Gerold and Adranna fluffs & scraps and ended up being a rather sketchy general summery</​h2>​
  
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 [Jon wins the tourney, Gerold loses, Kara is crowned queen of cuteness, Sable sleeps with half the women and Kara's husband is accused of rape]<​br>​ [Jon wins the tourney, Gerold loses, Kara is crowned queen of cuteness, Sable sleeps with half the women and Kara's husband is accused of rape]<​br>​
 <​b>​GM</​b>:​ [smacks lips] Yup… I think that's a good day's work.<​br> ​ <​b>​GM</​b>:​ [smacks lips] Yup… I think that's a good day's work.<​br> ​
 +
 +<​h3>​28-11-09 (session)</​h3>​
 +<​b>​Jon & Gerold:</​b>​ We're off to try and recruit The Smiling Knight, who 
 +seems to also be a mage. Toodles.<​br>​
 +<​b>​Ranna</​b>:​ I think Kara, Sable and I need to merge our powers and try to 
 +change Gerold'​s eyes back.<​br> ​
 +<​b>​Kara & Sable</​b>:​ Coo.<​br>​
 +[They try and end up tearing Gerold'​s memories apart or something.]<​br>​
 +<​b>​Ranna</​b>:​ Oops.<​br>​
 +<​b>​Jon</​b>:​ You guys are stupid. Let me show you how it's done.<​br>​
 +[He joins forces with them and they fix Gerold, who goes from total 
 +stoicism to a fit of crying]<​br>​
 +<​b>​Party</​b>:​ Ah, that's the Gerold we know. All's good now.<​br> ​
 +<​b>​Ranna</​b>:​ Awesome. Oh, btw, I was Littlefinger up until a mintue ago, but 
 +now I'm not. I also killed Jon's hawk.<​br> ​
 +<​b>​Party</​b>:​ Oh, ok.<​br>​
 +<​b>​Kara</​b>:​ All these magic experiments get me horny. [goes through the void 
 +to a week and a half ago, pulls out some version of Wylhelm and fucks 
 +it blind]<​br>​
 +<​b>​Jon</​b>:​ You Lynderlies are weird. I'm off to talk to a tree.<​br>​
 +[They take a ship, in the middle of the sail on which they find the 
 +white ship that was made of Jon and Ranna in some dream a million ​
 +sessions ago]<​br>​
 +<​b>​Jon</​b>:​ Tah awesome. [flies aboard]<​br>​
 +<​b>​Ranna</​b>:​ Oh yeah? [tightropes over] Coming, Kara?<​br>​
 +<​b>​Kara</​b>​ [from within her cabin where she's still having her way with 
 +invisible void-Wylhelm]:​ Coming!
 +
 +<​h3>​05-12-09 (session)</​h3>​
 +
 +<​b>​Ship:</​b>​ Hello, mommy, daddy. Teach me to behave.<​br>​
 +<​b>​Jon:</​b>​ Yay!<​br>​
 +<​b>​Ranna:</​b>​ Le sigh.<​br>​
 +[They do as they sail to the Tree In The Middle Of The World, upon 
 +reaching to which they all follow Jon around]<​br>​
 +<​b>​Tree:</​b>​ There'​s some nature shit which is actually pure revenge ​
 +and wishes to stop being revenge and go back to being only rage, which 
 +is shaped like a big black man, and this can be done if you go to a 
 +sentinel tree far beyond the wall and burn it, because said tree is 
 +using dragon magic.<​br>​
 +<​b>​Party:</​b>​ Coo, but we go to Winterfell first. It's on the way, and 
 +besides, since this is all plot, we might as well get done with the 
 +political shit for this session too.<​br>​
 +[They go to Winterfell and tell Robb Stark everything about the 
 +incestuous Lannisters, about magic and Stannis and needing to join 
 +forces with the latter.]<​br>​
 +<​b>​Jon:</​b>​ Now I go and fix that tree we burnt last time we were 
 +here.<​br>​
 +<​b>​Sable:</​b>​ I think I'll take a nap.<​br>​
 +<​b>​Gerold & Ranna:</​b>​ We'll go and have kinky sex.<​br>​
 +<​b>​Kara:</​b>​ Way ahead of you, guys.
  
  
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