frenchies
Differences
This shows you the differences between two versions of the page.
| Next revision | Previous revision | ||
|
frenchies [2008/07/09 17:53] dotan created |
frenchies [2008/07/16 18:54] (current) israel todo |
||
|---|---|---|---|
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
| ====== Ze Frenchies ====== | ====== Ze Frenchies ====== | ||
| - | + | * Minions of the [[Evil Warlock]], belligerent and prone to violence, these handsome yet murderous young blond bastards are immune both to [[Mystery#Albert Zeitberg|his Lordship's]] natural aura of command, due to their continental nature, and to [[Mystery#Connie McMillan|Connie's]] feminine wiles, because they also share that other well known continental penchant. Therefore, there is no recourse but to resolve their interference with the utmost non-non-violence. | |
| - | Minions of the [[Evil Warlock]], belligerent and prone to violence, these handsome yet murderous young blond bastards are immune both to his Lordship's natural aura of command, due to their continental nature, and to Connie's feminine wiles, because they share the continental penchant for buggery. | + | * Most striking feature of the evil Frenchies (besides their //atrocious// accent) is that they all look very similar to each other. As if they were twins (or triplets, or quintiplets...), or clones |
| - | + | * Or a single time traveler | |
| - | Therefore, there is no recourse but to resolve their interference with the utmost non-non-violence. | + | * Drive around in a antique American green flatbed truck {{:40fordfltbd_green.jpg|our car iz big and green, our car goez far, in ze morning it drivez in the evening it returnz, bringz it from tnuva ze milk and ze eggz}} |
| - | + | *Very good at disappearing. | |
| - | Oh, the most striking feature of the evil Frenchies (besides their //atrocious// accent) is that they all look very similar to each other. As if they were twins (or triplets, or quintiplets...), or clones. | + | * First Frenchie encountered at Evil Warlock's [[Real Estate|place]] on 23 Mirkwood rd. |
| - | + | * Second quickly followed | |
| - | Also, they drive around in a antique American green flatbed truck. | + | * Third was encountered in Bristol, right after [[Cynthia]] took off |
| - | + | * A fourth was glimpsed around the London Eye | |
| - | And are very good at disappearing. | + | ===== Next time we should scan them and find out exactly what the fuck they are ===== |
| - | + | ||
| - | {{:40fordfltbd_green.jpg|}} | + | |
frenchies.1215615236.txt.gz · Last modified: 2008/07/09 17:53 by dotan
Page Tools
Except where otherwise noted, content on this wiki is licensed under the following license: CC Attribution-Share Alike 4.0 International
