Smith, Jones, Jeremy Piven, Marilyn Monroe and a Cat walk into an embassy. Someone decides it's a bad joke and gives order to bomb the shit out of the embassy. Smith grabs his childer (who are resenting his inconsiderate behavior, which he ignores, which they resent) and starts walking briskly out of the building. Magenta, suicidal as ever, scans the area for explosives.

As Smith and childer approach the door, a soldier strongly advises him against it. It's hell out there. To everyone's surprise, Smith choses this moment to gain respect to the concept of free will, so instead of pwnifying the soldier's sorry ass he tries to do what ordinary people would do in the same situation - lie. In an extreme attempt to appeal to the guy's reason, he explains that he has a bad hunch about this place and must therefore leave it at once, but by then the soldier is all but lost in Marilyn's eyes.