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Abir Warrior Arts

Crouching Abir Abir Warrior Arts is a website for the martial arts school of Yehoshua Sofer, aka “The Abir Aluf”, aka “The Admor”. Under that last name he once produced a critically-acclaimed Hebrew Raggamuffin album, but recently he’s promoting his Hebraic martial arts style, which he ties into “ancient Jewish traditions”, the twelve tribes, the ancient Hebrew alphabet, etc. Well, why should the Chinese be the only ones with legendary martial arts?
The Feng Shui RPG had “the army of Hebraic Champions” (in the Elevator to the Netherworld supplement; they were super martial arts masters from an erased timeline where the tribes of Israel coming out of Egypt wondered into Tibet) , and the short film The Hebrew Hammer plays with the joke of a Jewish Action Hero, but here’s probably the most fully-realized and best rendition of the Postmodern blending of traditional Jewish imagery and over-the-top martial art mythology, and it’s a real person, living the story. I bow before this.

3 replies on “Abir Warrior Arts”

I’m steven a 39 year old bejamite jew who embraces christ as the messiah, This does not make me very popular among my fellow jews.

I’m considered to be judeochristian.

Whats important here is I felt deep down and instinctively that the hebrew aleph bais was a fighting system.

When I discovered Abir , I was overwhelmed with excitement that I was not alone and that I was right.

Abir is now my focus.

I will not say anything more than that because of national security reasons.

Kill yourself you traitor. There is nothing i hate more than a jewish idol worshiper.

You worship a man rather than give all your devotion to god. I wish i could kill you

GOOD TALK JEWS U SAY U BELIVE GODS WORD AND UR OWN WRITINGS TELL EXAMPLE IN ISAIAH53 OR BOOK OF DANIEL SAYS BEHOLD I SAW A HUMAN LIKE COMES ABOWE THE CLOUDS AND ALL THE STRENGHT ALL THE POWER AND GLORY WAS GIVED TO HIM ALSO HE WAS THE THE DESEDANT OF ISAK THE GATE WHOS TROUGH EWERY MAN WHO WANTS TO SAVE HAD TO STEP IN TO GET ETERNAL LIFE IN GODS KINGDOM AND THESE ARE TOLD BY UR OWN TEXT I JUST DONT GET IT WHY ULOVE MORE UR TRADITIONS AND CUSTOMS WICH U CONVINCE URSELF THAT THIS IS GOD WILL FOR SURE U LISTEN UR TRADITIONAL RULES MUCH LIKELY THAN GODS TRUE WILL IF U JUST ONE ASKED HIM PLEASE TELL MY HEART WHAT IS UR WILL U WILL GET TO UNDERSTAND BUT U LOVE MORE JEW CULTURE THAN GOD NOW U MAYBE SAY OUR CULTURE IS ONE WITH GOD EXPLORE YUOR HEART AND LISTEN ALLMIGHTY VOICE TELL ME WHOM THESE TEXT ARE TALKING IF NOT JESUS

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