Am now in YAPC::Europe, arrived in the hotel at noon, walked to the con hotel (without map, based on memory of the route from google maps – street-view FTW, dumb luck and a helpful local), enjoying WiFi and listening to the audible part of a Perl6 mind-meld.
When looking for a hotel here, I got this in response to a query:
The only single room available it’s under the roof, with the sink inside, the toilet outside the door and the shower down the stairs