They Fight Crime!
He’s a superhumanly strong neurotic stage actor searching for his wife’s true killer. She’s a mistrustful African-American stripper looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!
He’s a notorious Jewish romance novelist moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She’s a bloodthirsty green-skinned archaeologist from a different time and place. They fight crime!
etc.
This is the nonsense blogs were made for.