Denise Jones, Super Booker – by John Scalzi

Q: Of course not. Although it does bring up the question of what happens when one of your super beings is at a bar mitzvah and a monster attacks.

A: Obviously our super beings’ availability for parties is contingent on the absence of monster attacks at the time. Unless the monsters are attacking Tempe. In which case, party on, super beings.

Q: Seriously?

A: Seriously. Really, screw Tempe. Those people are on their own.

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