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Don’t Localize me, Bro!

Update: I sent feedback to reddit about this and someone nice created a bug report in response.

On the one hand, I admire the brave efforts of people who localize sites and applications to Hebrew and other non-ascii languages; on the other hand, (like most Israeli power users, I suspect), I hate using the Hebrew interfaces, especially when all the UI elements get flipped and moved around.

Recently, I started seeing ugly unstyled pages when visiting stories on reddit.com. Which makes it very hard to get the link to the actual posted story.

bad-reddit-rtl-css

At first I thought the page hadn’t loaded properly, because of network issues, but it turns out the problem is that I was being served a Hebrew localized page, which was badly localized – the link to the CSS was 404 unavailable.

Apparently reddit will serve you a Hebrew-localized page if your browser lists Hebrew in it’s accepted languages HTTP header.

The key point in that thread is this:

ketralnis

how much traffic do you get in non english reddits

Well we won’t get any if we don’t show non-English speakers that it’s available.

Regardless of what’s causing this behavior, the real problem is that the resulting page is unusable and broken (unless you change your preferences – possible if you’re logged in as a reddit user), and I persume this is because of inadequate testing, which is no surprise considering the miniscule number of people who’d encounter this bug: reddit visitors that have Hebrew set as their preferred language but aren’t logged in – opinionated Israeli power users, in other words  (or shlubs goofing around like me).

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Boys (what is more dense than lead?)

Damnit, Reddit, I want a boyfriend: a self-described shy 20-year old girl asks for advice on a predominantly male board about how to get a boyfriend.

10 helpful comments advise her to look past her sense that it is  “social unacceptable for a girl to ask a boy out” and make the first move.

500+ comments follow, in which guys talk about that time they totally missed it when a girl made a move in their direction…

Guys (well, geek guys at least) don’t understand subtle. I froze in the face of such flashing signs as “I wish I had the courage to kiss you now” (but you have a boyfriend!) and barely discerned the call to action in such cues as “I will sit here and not budge from this couch until you kiss me” and “please touch my breasts so you can admire my bra”.

The counter-argument is that guys aren’t missing (all) those subtle flirting attempts, they’re actually imagining (some of) them. Those retrospective regrets we obsess over  (“That girl smiled at me! She was really into me! If only I’d done something… I could kick my younger, dumber, better-looking self! “) are tricks of the mind to comfort our loneliness and make us feel better about ourselves.

I’m sure that girl was just being nice.

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LARPers scare mundanes, lazy journalists

Too neat to leave on Facebook – an Israeli daily (OK, the free daily they give out on trains) has a scare piece about dog walking neighbors finding strange stuff in a local forest, where a terrible murder took place 13 years ago… and yeah, everyone knows that “kids play there”, but I guess that isn’t going to stop anyone from building an article about Satanic cultists from what is obviously left over LARP props…

spooked

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BuddyPress

Look: BuddyPress.org – A WordPress MU Based Social Network Platform.

Side note: I forgot what my sidenote was supposed to be.

Maybe link to Bo’s update of corky.net’s WordPress MU system? at.corky.net

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Change Your User Pic To Mark Dark Phoenix Day!

Happy Dark Phoenix Day to you!
June 10th marks the proposed day of dressing up as the evil, sexy version of yourself! Like all silly internet occasions and international holidays, I believe it can and should be celebrated for about 48 hours – unless you are in Jerusalem or the diaspora, in which case, feel free to carry on with this all through to the weekend.
Now, you may dress up as evil, sexy you and go to work, prowl the streets or sit around at home, or you may perhaps find time to come to our little party (Bo’s place, 21:00 and on) in that guise, but I think that as an Internet holiday, Dark Phoenix Day should really be marked on the Internet.

There is a simple way to do this.

For June 10th, why not swap your user pic, profile picture, gravatar or whatever, with one that is appropriate for the occasion: an evil, sexy version of your profile picture!

One day I’ll have to make an evil, sexy alternative to this – the year after I dressed up as Batman, I dressed up as Devil Rider, riding my red Raleigh Chopper in black tights and a peaked hood, with a red devil’s trident on my shirt. Sigh.

I’ve got the axe murderer alternative to my classic Robert Plant, fly catcher picture, but that one mostly proves that “creepy” is a potential pitfall on the way to evil, sexy.

But still, there’s like 48 hours to do better!

Better then this, anyway:

I suck at Photoshop