Monthly Archives: March 2002

I’ve got a small rubber

I’ve got a small rubber teddy bear on my desk, of the sort you put in your bath to watch it sink. Don’t ask me how it got there, my desk is a junkpile of various cat’s toys. It’s one of those rubber teddies with a hole in it’s bottom which whistles when you squeeze it. And around that hole, it says “made in China” and “Copyright 1985, Ross Laboratories“.

What on Earth are they developing in Ross Laboratories?

“Holes,” suggested Spoons, when I thrust this pointless observation at him.