Steve Jackson brings to my attention a Reuters story about Russian president Putin facing serious questions from the public about the Russian Giant Robot defense initiative and its Cthulhu contingency plans:
It was not clear what had prompted 8,600 Russians to ask Putin if he planned to employ “giant, humanoid war robots” or why 7,300 people were interested in the Cthulhu, a cosmic cephalopod invented by novelist H. P. Lovecraft which is said to be sleeping beneath the Pacific Ocean.
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“I think that the character Dobby in the Harry Potter movie ‘The Chamber of Secrets’ looks a lot like you. Do you know if this is on purpose and do you agree with me that you look alike?” asked A.M. Venema from the Netherlands.
What is this shit? Ah… Reuters.
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omglolwtf
putin is teh funny.