The last time I took The Personality Defect Test, I scored as the Haughty Intellectual. Now I got Spiteful Loner. I went from “gentle” to “brutal” and from “arrogant” to “humble”.
My explanation is that in the past two years, I stopped believing in anger management, and stopped taking pride in being so mellow and repressed. And yeah, I felt good about myself, thinking I was mellow and patient. Now I shudder in the knowledge that beneath that illusory calm exterior, I am a carton of hate, a wedge of spite.
(Speaking of spite, some researchers now claim that it’s a uniquely human emotion; They have deduced this by irritating Chimpanzees.)
[ Post title via Ellison, Family Guy ]
| Spiteful Loner You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant. |
| You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn’t care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven’t gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don’t shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak! To put it less negatively:1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Televangelist. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does! About Saint_Gasoline I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com. |
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This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people’s:
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Higher than 94% on Rationality | ||
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Higher than 10% on Extroversion | ||
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Higher than 79% on Brutality | ||
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Higher than 24% on Arrogance |
| Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid |
3 replies on “the wHimper of wHipped dogs”
Dude, it is beautiful to behold how you are letting go of your kalapas…
I think this is good, effectively and perhaps counter-intuitively reducing your chances of going postal. Or cardiac, for that matter.
Of course, I wouldn’t take these online tests too seriously. Even though this one is pretty cool. And even though it pinpointed me like a motherfucker, it did. Like I didn’t know I’m a smartass.
No, better yet to focus on something constructive, like CSS. Yes, accidentally suspended greasemonkey, I did, and realized you now use grown-up colors. But display properly in my 800×600 it still does not. Fix fix. Get in CSS mood.
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CSS, huh?
The problem is mixing in the HTML from the test with my layout – big pic, evil tables, hiss.
Fiddled with tricksy CSS, but finally I opted to just hide the sidebar on the single post page.
The ugly thing is I do this with CSS instead of PHP, because I don’t want to change the theme (it is a cool theme *because* it lets me do this with CSS)
Wait, so your reason for doing something ugly is that you like the theme, and your reason for liking the theme is that it makes you do something ugly?
Repent, moverfucker, sayz I.