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The saddest wishlist in the world

The title makes it sound like this is perhaps funny linkage. It’s not.
This is a wishlist for my birthday I put together under duress. Why duress? Why “the saddest wishlist in the world”? Probably for the same reason that making up a list of friends to invite to a party is painful to me. Because it’s trying to define myself using objects and relationships I want. And defining myself, saying “I am …”, that makes me very uncomfortable.
Ask for a wishlist, get neuroses.

Books:
Only 3 books? Hmmph.
Carter Beats the Devil — read good things about this.
Little, Big — this too. For a long time.
1610: A Sundial in a Grave — last time in London, I saw this in Waterstones, but decided to pick the much-praised Ash first. Ash really rocked, so now I want this one. Swashbucklers, samurai and seers, I hear.

Games:
The more expensive ones are probably the ones that I’m least interested in, actually. I’m not sure I can justify buying any of this, even to myself.
Blue Rose — or maybe not.
Mutants & Masterminds: Noir
These three for completeness’ sake:
Feng Shui: Blood of the Valiant
Feng Shui: Gorilla Warfare
Feng Shui: Thorns of the Lotus
Indie games, never sighted in a store:
The Sorcerer’s Soul
Sorcerer & Sword
Sex & Sorcery
Dogs in the Vineyard
My Life With Master

Comics:
Umm, Superman: Birthright? I’m really behind in comics, I am. If it’s cool and new, I might have missed it.

TV:
If anyone downloaded a season or so of Battlestar Galactica, Veronica Mars or even Buffy, I’d like to watch these, complete. Oh, also Sopranos and even Six Feet Under.

CDs:
My Bro introduced me to Mercury Rev, Franz Ferdinand and Razorlight. The last two only have one album each, but it would be cool to listen to this stuff legally.

Objects:
I used to have an MP3 player that I liked a lot, but I lost it.
I need good knives. Not big or ungainly or pointy, just good eating knives, the sort that would cut a steak or slice bread or spread butter, and all with ease.
I need a good handbag. A man’s handbag, with lots of room. My family might be getting me one, because I haven’t asked them for anything else.
A camera.
A webcam and a microphone, so I can talk to S.

Misc:
A happy birthday card you drew yourself.
A poem, a picture, a dance. Well, maybe not a dance.

Have too many clothes and shoes I should buy myself.

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The Personality Defect Test

You were expecting content after two and a half weeks of silence? No, it’s silly meme time (which is still more effort than the usual linkage).

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Where do I know that from?

Via Charles Stross’ LJ, I found this Astronomy knowledge quiz. Since the link was posted, the quiz writer modified the results so it gives you the ratio of correct answers in each category rather than the precentage. So I got 5 of 5 background knowledge, 6 of 8 solar system, 6 of 6 stars, and 5 of 5 galaxies.

More interesting to me than the results is tracking down where I got my knowledge from. Come back here after looking at the quiz..

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Who Two

I watched the new Doctor Who on Sunday night (thanks to for offering to get me a copy, but I managed by myself. Also thanks to Bo for spoilering the best gag).

I probably enjoyed it more than anyone coming to it objectively would. Doctor Who appeared in my childhood at the precise right time for me to be terrified by the plastic monsters and fascinated by the mysterious background (a time-traveling telephone box? What does that mean, mum?). I also got to see some Tom Baker episodes, read some comics (much later, American editions), and I even see I’ve got a bunch of novelizations in my pile of books to finally get rid of – The Tenth Planet (adapting the episode where, for the first time, the Doctor regenerated into another actor) and a couple of Dalek-related ones. So I was, well, stoked.

Does this explain why I was shrieking along with the chase scene music while bouncing up and down?

Err, probably not. I certainly wouldn’t have done that if there was anyone else in the apartment.

Anyway, this first episode (Rose) is a self-contained introduction to the basic set-up. Specifically, it introduces us to Rose, the Doctor’s companion (the Doctor needs a foil to astound and exasperate, he’s that sort of character), a London shop assistant who serves as our viewpoint character as she stumbles across an alien invasion, runs into the Doctor (whose fighting to stop it) and gets swept up into his adventures.

Rose, played by Billie Piper, a former pop singer with looks that were fairly described as a Yoplait-mutant version of Claire Danes, comes across as strong, sympathetic and believable. She’s an everyman heroine that reminds me a lot of the original idea behind Buffy, where Joss Whedon asked “what if the only person who could save the world was the gum-chewing, blonde, bit-of-fluff you see in the background of most teen films?” Or, in the British version, the shop girl with an accent that obscures her words more than any gum could do and “No A-levels, no job, no future”.

Suzie used to remark how in “English” TV and movies, it always seems like these are real people, not actors “acting” (like in most American productions). Piper definitely pulls off that effortless naturalism, as do most of the supporting characters.

Apropos naturalism, I couldn’t help but reflect that in an American production (1) the heroine’s boyfriend wouldn’t be black or (2) if he was black, they wouldn’t dare make him such a jerk.

Christopher Eccleston as the Doctor gives a much less stable performance, fluctuating between moods, here manic and cheerfully rushing into danger, here looking at the ignorant humanity he’s fighting to save with bitter cynicism, there melodramatically raphsodizing with genuine and painfully sentimental love for the human race. Over all, he’s a great deal of fun, strutting confidently with a broad-stepped Keanu Reeves walk and a great big grin on his smug geek face, the trademark sonic screwdriver tucked in a stylish leather jacket.

Trying to pinpoint why the damn thing worked for me, I think the Eccleston’s Doctor is a key point: he’s completely different in looks and personality than Tom Baker’s portrayal (my favorite and the only Doctor I really know), but he’s clearly and unmistakably playing the same character, without retaining any but the most basic identifying features: The TARDIS, the gadgets, the core character’s values (mysterious, eccentric, brilliant, humorous and passionately, hopelessly dedicated to saving and protecting intelligent life). Doctor Who has a massive history behind it, and here it’s touched upon very lightly, they don’t have to wave continuity in your face or explain background, because the key idea, the main gimmicks, are simple and evocative. The show gains a lot power not only from having all this history and background, but specifically for the delicateness in which that backstory is deployed.

In many ways, this reminds me of The Batman: there’s a world of Batman mythology, but you only need to get a few fundemental points to understand and enjoy a Batman story.

Another thing worth mentioning is the Sci-Fi elements themselves, which are weird and surreal, in fine British TV SF tradition: from animated store mannequins to someone being devoured by a dustbin to a cthulhoid plastic souffle. This both lives up to the main role of visual Science Fiction, which is to blow our minds with bizzare images, and shows that Doctor Who isn’t worried about taking itself too seriously. Like people keep pointing out, it’s also a kids’ show. Although, judging by contemporary SF shows (Xena, Buffy, Crusade, some X-Files), silliness is cool again.

Now, while the new Doctor Who seems to have been updated in perfect sync with modern TV SF trends, one thing I’m a bit sorry it’s seemed to have picked up is the self-contained episode. My strongest emotional memory from the first time I ever saw the series is the (dramatically-lit but shoddy) monster lunging towards the camera, scary music picking up and … cut to theme music, credits and continued next week…

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Game Off

Last night I killed Empire of Doors, my latest roleplaying campaign, which has been running since April. Since those first two sessions I so carefully logged, the group bounced about some other planets, meddled in intrigue and made some good allies and some nasty enemies (and/or rivals). They lost a homeworld, a spaceship, a horse, a body and a moon, and gained an army and the begining of an empire.
Two of my players took extended trips abroad during the game (one after the other), and we ran an extended cycle of “background” sessions, which were suppossed to tie together the PCs’ backstories – they (the three that were playing) got to experience a flashback game where they each met the same sinister trio (Doctor Neave, scientist and war criminal, and the two feral children of an escaped dictator, all eager to revive his dark legacy). Each of these encounters involved a mysterious “pink box”, which became the central mcguffin once the missing player returned and we moved back to “the present”.
Oh, yeah, there was also an implausible plotline with a moon about to crash down on a planet. This moon just kept gnawing at my mind more and more. It actually figured prominently in the penultimate session, which I likened to “The boring parts of 2001: A Space Odyssey, accompanied by fart jokes rather than classical music”.
So last session, bitching over the phone in a mid-session break about how I’m not having fun, I realized that, well, I don’t have to carry on with this. The Gingi[1] wouldn’t.
So I come out of the bathroom, share this insight with the party, who pull grave faces, and we think what to run now. And Bo wants to do superheroes, i.e., normal people in our reality getting cool superpowers, like we’ve done for, oh, the past 10-11 years? Every game I ran to him since the days was a bbs?
So Bo says “my character is an Indian cab driver in New York. He’s a student, on a scholarship. You two guys step into my cab. Who are you?”.
And Oren (who has drifted into silliness by now) says “Why can’t we all be in the circus?” and creates a native american indian who quit the Buffallo Bill show and ran off with Bill’s mustache to find some girl he met on the Internet.
Bo says Oren is being too silly, and that his character is more realistic, he actually met this Indian guy, who told him all these stories about Vishnu. Now, who you guys wanna be?
I look at Israel, and voice-over his thought balloons, saying that he’s too bummed to bother coming up for a character for the 10 minutes tops that this joke game will last.
And Israel says, I’m Vishnu. The Indian god. I step into your cab.
“Blue and glowing and with four arms,” I add.
And it gets funny from there. They go to a bar. The cabbie calls his dad in India (who doesn’t believe him), and asks Vishnu, why his life sucks so much, and why he, as the creator…
“umm, Vishnu isn’t the creator, he’s the preserver,” I nit.
“Oh, so he’s like the SysAdmin of the world?” Bo translates, “someone else writes the code, and he just makes sure it runs properly?”
“Brahma writes the code,” I agree, “Vishnu sysadmins, and Shiva does QA.”
Well, Bo thinks that as sysadmin of the world, Vishnu should trouble-ticket his character’s life. So Vishnu agrees. And adopting a less conspicious avatar (a dwarf), he joins the cab driver in his cab.
Umm, the native american guy is there too. But quiet.
I have them roll random encounters. We get an 8, which I say is a buxom but loud woman, complaining about her super (Bo’s character is in love; Vishnu thinks she deserves a spanking, and makes it so. The cabbie gets a slap, although the passenger is perplexed when she sees both his hands are full helping her with her bags). Then we get a 6, which I say is a pregnant woman about to give birth, and they wrestle Manhattan rush-hour traffic to get her to the hospital on time.
All in all, more than 10 minutes of amusement, mostly provided by my players. I think it turned out a neat sitcom, Bo says this is a romantic comedy.
Next week, maybe Israel does us Batman.

1 Gingi = Yonatan Miller; described by the 2nd Unit director as the “Unit 0 director”; guy who used to play with us, and was probably one good reason why I was willing to run the same game for Bo for 10 years. Probably deserves an entry of his own one day.