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Schweinsteiger’s Revenge

Back in 2005, when we were playing our Science Fiction game, Empire of Doors, a certain recurring villain was a barbarian warlord on the planet Conan who recruited an army to conquer other planets (traveling through those eponymous doors). Israel dubbed him Schweinsteiger. He ended up permanently mind-swapped with Bo’s PC, Aedapp.

Flash forward to this year’s World Cup, and apparently there’s someone prominent on the German team called Schweinsteiger. I do not follow the Football, but I noticed this flurry of tweets from Warren Ellis:

  1. I believe that goal should be ascribed to Schweinsteiger because his name is Schweinsteiger. Der Schweinsteiger. 30 minutes ago
  2. Schweinsteiger should be striding across Germany right now, judging the guilty and impregnating women with his uncanny foot 27 minutes ago
  3. New rule: if someone dispossesses Schweinsteiger of the ball, Schweinsteiger is allowed to execute them on the spot. 21 minutes ago
  4. Half-time. Uruguayan team discover that the mere presence of Schweinsteiger has turned their gonads into ovaries. 7 minutes ago

All this is further proof (as if any was necessary) of our game’s ability to predict generate reality.

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Roleplaying

I Hit It With My Axe

I Hit It With My Axe: It’s D&D. With Strippers and Porn Stars. – a video series at The Escapist captures a session of a group of enthusiastic gamers who are definitely not your typical roleplaying geeks. It’s a spin-off of this highly entertaining blog (for example, see his alphabetical reviews of D&D monsters).

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Roleplaying Science Fiction and Fantasy

Time Traveling Geek (video)

YouTube – SMBC Theater – Time Traveling Geek.

If the embed don’t work, just click the link.

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Comics Roleplaying

Bill Willingham and the Iconography of D&D

Secret of Bone Hill Cover, by Bill Willingham

Bill Willingham, creator of Fables, is this year’s ICon guest of honor and, sadly, his works to which I have the strongest emotional connection are his early stuff, such as the superhero series Elementals, as well as some pretty embarrassing stuff. Nevermind Ironwood, consider his journeyman work as an artist for TSR, where he produced illustrations during what was the most important period in the history of Dungeons and Dragons: the time I was actually buying and playing that game.

Of course, this was so long ago that only a handful of old guys like me probably remember that. Kids today, they think AD&D started with second edition, and they only know the Basic and Expert sets with Larry Elmore covers; not that I have anything against Elmore, Snarfquest rules and all, but I prefer fantasy art that isn’t inspired by aerobics instructors’ posteriors, but rather by, say, Marvel Comics. Like this, the cover of the AD&D module L1: The Secret of Bone Hill, which I was describing with some excitement to someone on the first night of ICon (prompting Bo to comment: “I forgot how funny you are when you’re drunk”).

That blonde Magic User chick laying the righteous lightning bolt on the skeleton has obviously been raiding the Scarlet Witch‘s wardrobe (for, specifically, this).

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Probably the niftiest (for a peculiar definition of nifty, I admit) of Willingham’s TSR portfolio was the comic that ran as part of a series of TSR adverts for Dungeons and Dragons inside regular Marvel and DC comics, which someone has collected nicely – all but the first one of which were drawn by Willingham, and which include a couple of additional winks to comics, like the fighter’s very Magneto-ish helmet. This is historical stuff, one of the few times the producers of a roleplaying game reach out and try to interest a mainstream (well, comics-reading) audience in the roleplaying hobby.

It is also, at times, hilariously bad, as pointed out at length in this panelbypanel analysis [links via this blog].

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The 10 Most Shameful RPG Dice

The d34, from Topless Robot’s list of  The 10 Most Shameful RPG Dice.

[ via SJGames Daily Illuminator]