_{Image taken from cat and dog! by damas100}

This site tells the story of Magenta Jones and the eponymous Smith, two humble New York vampires struggling to survive a harsh reality in some accordance with the ancient system of vtm.

Their mutual agony is told in in thirteen fits:

1. Fit the Eins - Infanticide
2. Fit the Zwei - Catch That Transmission
3. Fit the Drei - The Black Rock
4. Fit the Vier - LAX to O'Hare
5. Fit the Fünf - Burzmali's
6. Fit the Sechs - Twelfth Night
7. Fit the Sieben - Breaking Loose
8. Fit the Acht - ApopaDoom
9. Fit the Neun - The Eagle's Nest
10. Fit the Zehn - Prefer Blondes
11. Fit the Elf - Pyramid Scheme
12. Fit the Zwölf - All Fall Down
13. Fit the Dreizehn - ???

To argue more vigorously about the happenings, we have constructed a timeline.

_{The telling started as a jottit, right here, and was mirrored locally to preserve history}

Some future relevant adventures live here.